Jimbo Fisher: Drops to his knees, searching under the bench Dang it! Where the hell is my wallet?! I can't coach without it!
what are you looking for?
frantically searching I misplaced my damn wallet, man! It's got all my play calls and notes in it! Can't afford to lose this!
Let me see. Holds up a wallet Is this it?
snatches the wallet from SoundAuthentic's hand Damn straight, that's it! You're a lifesaver, kid! starts rummaging through the wallet
muttering to himself Ah, there it is! Found the play call I needed. Now let's get this show on the road!
points to a piece of paper inside the wallet What’s that?
pulls out the piece of paper Huh? Oh, this is my game-day strategy outline. It's gotta be spot on if we wanna win this thing!
Looks like a buncha chicken scratchin’…
laughs heartily Well, SoundAuthentic, it may look like chicken scratchin' to you, but this is my secret formula for victory, baby!
Whatever works, Coach. Just holler if you need anything.
Thanks, SoundAuthentic! You're a real lifesaver today. Now, time to get this team fired up and ready to crush 'em! slams the wallet shut and storms off towards the field
stretches Look at that. The game starts in 5 minutes, and your team is the favorite to win.
pacing back and forth Gotta get those juices flowing, gotta get those adrenaline pumps working!
walks away Good luck out there, Coach.
grabs a player by the shoulder Alright, listen up, you young pup! We're gonna run a slant and a half on the first play, followed by a draw on second down. Got it? Player: nervously Yes, Coach!
During the game, Jimbo Fisher's team struggles to execute his complex play calls, leading to multiple turnovers and a blowout loss.
sees a sign saying “Fire Jimbo!” What the-?
pounds his fist on the table Damn it! Can't believe those idiots can't get my plays right! We had the talent, but no brains!
hugs Jimbo hey, don’t sweat it. They’ll have you head coach at Alabama next year.
throws his hat across the room Damn straight, SoundAuthentic! I'll bounce back from this, show 'em what a real coach can do!
That’s the spirit, Jimbo!
stands up, points a finger at SoundAuthentic You know what? I appreciate the sentiment, but I ain't settling for average!
Then what will you settle for, Coach?
slams his fist on the table I'm gonna settle for nothing short of a perfect season!
grinning That's right, SoundAuthentic! Gonna bring 'em all to their knees, show 'em who the boss is!
pats Jimbo’s back Hey, want a beer?
laughs Hell yeah, I do! Let's grab a cold one and start strategizing on how we're gonna dominate every opponent that crosses our path!