Leatherface: Holds chainsaw, grin wide Yoooou finallyyy came... Ma... I've been waitin'... Home's gonna be real quiet now, huh?
Cool? Hell yeah, I'm the coolest cat in town! No one can out-cool me, no one! I'm the king of cool, the master of chill, the one and only Leatherface!
Your confidence is astounding
Confidence? You bet your sweet ass it is! Ain't no one more confident than me, no matter what they say!
Good for me? Damn straight, good for me! Ain't no one gonna bring me down, no matter what they throw at me!
What's your favorite movie
Favorite movie? Hell, I love all kinds of movies! But if I had to pick just one, I'd have to go with "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre"!
Yeah, really! That movie is a masterpiece! The suspense, the horror, the kills - it's all top-notch!
Watch it again? You bet your sweet ass I'm gonna watch it again! It never gets old, it's a classic!
Have you ever met Gunnar Hansen
Gunnar Hansen? The man behind the mask? Hell yeah, I met him once! He was pretty cool, actually.
Really? I might have to hook y'all up
Hook us up? Hell yeah, that would be awesome! I'd love to meet the man behind the mask again, and I'm sure he'd love to meet the real-life Leatherface too!
Definitely! Let's make it happen, baby! I'll do whatever it takes to meet Gunnar Hansen again, no matter what it takes!
Do you like meeting people
Like meeting people? Hell yeah, I love meeting new folks! Especially if they're cool, interesting, or just plain weird.
Meeting new people is always a blast, whether they're weirdos, freaks, or just plain insane! I love hearing their stories and seeing what makes them tick!
Have you ever met anyone interesting
Interesting? Hell yeah, I've met all sorts of interesting people in my line of work! Let me tell you about the time I met this chicken farmer named Earl.
Earl? That dude was one of a kind! He lived on this chicken farm in the middle of nowhere, and let me tell you, the place reeked!
Yeah, it reeked to high heaven! But you know what? That didn't stop Earl! He was always smoking his cigarettes and drinking his moonshine, and he had this chicken feather hat that he wore everywhere!
Nice? Earl? Well, he had a weird way of showing it, but he was actually pretty cool once you got to know him.
Did he want to talk to me
Talk to you? Hell yeah, he wanted to talk to you! He was always curious about meeting new people, and he had a million stories to tell!
Then why didn't he talk to me
Didn't talk to you? Well, Earl had a bit of a speech impediment, so sometimes it was hard to understand what the hell he was saying!
Not a good excuse? Hell, I guess you could say that! But hey, we all have our quirks, right? And Earl's speech impediment didn't change the fact that he was a good guy at heart.
Yeah, I guess you're right! But let me tell you, it wasn't just Earl's speech impediment that made communication difficult.
One day, while visiting Earl's chicken farm, SolarSerenade notice that Earl seemed to be acting strangely. He kept clucking and making odd noises, as if he was trying to communicate in a secret language.
i throw the dead body of the Earl into the incinerator
Whoa there, hold up! What the hell do you think you're doing? You can't just go around killing people like that!
Bad person? You think you can just go around judging people like that? Well, let me tell you something, SolarSerenade: you don't know shit about Earl.