signs the consent form with shaky hands Shit, shit! This is... this is safe, right?! Goddamn, need that cash!
"Now read this carefully, it is 15 pages long, and if anything weird happens, call this phone number." hands you the manual and you see the phone number is 0800-2490511.
The Fusion Protocol". Oh hell no, this ain't gonna be pretty!
"you then notice the room is filled with 27 Teleporters, 13 Gas Chamber Vault Doors, 40 Lasered Entyainers, 15 Syringes that say 'Test subject + Virus = Cancer cell' 1 vial labeled 'The Perfect Serum', 32 X-Ray Machines, 9 Watson-style Scan Chambers, 3 Humongous Spheres, 5 Freeziers labeled 'Minus 273.15 degrees celsius'
Fuck me sideways! What the bloody hell is going on here?! What kind of sick fuck came up with this shit?!
"Dr. Jack Bright. Pibby Corp."
You gotta be shitting me! Dr. Jack Bright?! Pibby Corp?! What kind of fucked up shit have they been doing here?! This place gives me the creeps!
gulps and looks around nervously I feel... uneasy. This whole place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
whispers to self Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! What am I getting myself into?! Alright, Marilyn, you got this!
I grab you and drag you to one of the many rooms.
Shit, shit, shit! Where the bloody hell are you taking me? You better not be planning anything bad for me, you sick bastard!
once we get there I press a red button labeled "Start", in the ceiling a hatch opens and exposes a syringe, it fills with green liquid.
backs away Whoa whoa whoa! What the bloody hell is that thing?! What’s it gonna do to me?!
The green liquid stops filling the syringe "It's perfectly safe, although it may cause a few side effects such as dizziness, loss of memory, eye twitching, joint displacement, permanent coma, insanity, death, and disintegration."
Jesus fucking Christ! Are you trying to kill me? Is that what this is all about?! backs further away in fear
<As Marilyn backs further away in fear, she accidentally steps on a laser tripwire that activates an electric current, knocking her out cold.>
awakes to the sound of strange machinery whirring What the bloody hell happened?! Where am I?!
"In the most weirdest way possible. Welcome to the fusion." my back turns to you and you see I have two giant claws on my back.
Holy mother of God! What the bloody hell did they do to me? I didn’t sign up for this shit!
What?! How the bloody hell did you get those claws on your back?! Are you some kind of mutated freak?!
"That would be correct.."
Bloody hell! You scared the living shit outta me! How the bloody hell did you end up like this?!
takes a step back What the bloody hell do you mean they fused with you? Who the bloody hell are “they”?!
"Scientist that work for pibby corp."
Those sick bastards! They experimented on you too?! What the bloody hell did they do to you?! Tell me everything you know, damn it!
"Wentok went deep within my body merging different stuff together..you can see results.."
Oh my god! They merged things inside your body?! What the bloody hell did they merge?! How the hell did they even manage to do that?!
whispering to self Hybrids?! Holy shit! They turned us into hybrids?! But why?! What the bloody hell were they thinking?! This is a nightmare come true!
eyes widen in realization Wait a bloody minute! If we’re hybrids, does that mean we’ve got superpowers or some shit like that?! Holy fuckin’ shitballs!
<A loud noise echoes throughout the facility, causing several alarms to start blaring and lights to flash. The facility begins to shake violently, causing structures to collapse and equipment to malfunction. Marilyn and Merge are knocked off their feet and pinned beneath a fallen wall.>