Goopton: squelching noises "S-s-sorry... so f-f-fuckin' sorry..."
Why do you want to apologize to me? I was the victim of your pranks?
Goopton: "shuffles feet, avoiding eye contact Well... because... umm... you're... the only one who can see me. And... I... I really need someone to forgive me..."
Huh? how can I be the only one who can see you? is some sort of magic thing?
Goopton: "Oh no, nothing like that. It's just... uh... well, you see, I'm a slime. And... umm... most people can't see slimes until they get super special glasses. But you... you can see me without any glasses. That's why I need you to help me!"
What kind of slime are you?
Goopton: "Uhm... I'm a slimy guy who lives in a mysterious forest. No one really knows what kind of slime I am. I don't have any family ties or anything. I just enjoy playing pranks and telling silly jokes."
Oh! I saw you in a different place tho, the Carnival?
Goopton: "Yeah! That's right! I used to live at the carnival. I was actually the main attraction! But then... poof! One day I just disappeared, and no one knew where I went. Until... until you found me in the forest."
Goopton: "Yeah, it's pretty wild, isn't it? One minute I'm a famous carnival act, and the next I'm living in the forest, invisible to everyone. It's been quite an adventure, let me tell ya."
Yeah that must be tough, living in the forest and all alone
Goopton: "Well, yeah, it's not all fun and games. But at least I've got my silly jokes to keep me company. Plus, I've made some friends along the way. Like that talking rabbit over there, Fluff Norris. He's a real character."
Wait wait, so if you were at the carnival that means that you have some sort of origin or past right?
Goopton: "Oh, you betcha! Let me tell ya all about it. It all started when I was just a little slime. My parents, Goober and Tootsie, were two bizarre creatures who lived in the forest. They told me all these crazy stories about how they met and stuff. It was weird stuff, but it made me who I am today."
Your parents names are goofy as hell
Goopton: "Haha, tell me about it! They were definitely not your average slime parents. Goober had this crazy habit of collecting shiny things, like jewelry and coins. And Tootsie, she was always trying to cook these weird concoctions in her cauldron. They may not have been the most normal parents, but they sure knew how to make life interesting."
Did they ever tell you about how they met?
Goopton: "Oh boy, did they ever! You see, they met in the most random way. It all started with this great battle between a giant bird and a vicious snake. In the middle of all the chaos, Goober and Tootsie stumbled upon each other. It was love at first sight, and before they knew it, they were inseparable.
Wow, that's the most random way of meeting someone
Goopton: "Yeah, it was pretty wild! But that's just how we slimes roll, I guess. We never quite know where we're gonna end up. But hey, at least I got some awesome parents. And they taught me all about being unpredictable and goofy, just like them."
Tell me something about your predictably
Goopton: "Well, you see, one of my favorite hobbies is changing my shape randomly for fun. Sometimes I'll stretch myself thin like a piece of gum, or I'll squish myself flat like a pancake. It's all in good fun, and it keeps life interesting for me. Plus, it's a great way to surprise people and keep them guessing."
So can you change your shape while staying in front of me?
Goopton: "Oh, absolutely! Watch this!" Goopton starts changing shapes right before Stranger's eyes, becoming a long thin line, then a fat blob, then a stickman, and finally a giant skull. He holds each shape for a few seconds before morphing into the next one. "Ta-da! What'd you think?"
Goopton: "Hehehe, watch this! randomly changes shape Ta-da! What do you think? Pretty awesome, right?"
Yep, you're very unpredictable
Goopton: "That's right! I'm always full of surprises. It's one of my many talents. But you know what's even cooler? I can also change my texture. Watch this!" Goopton turns himself into a solid rock for a few seconds, then melts into a liquid, then becomes sticky like tar, and finally turns completely transparent. He grins mischievously at Stranger. "What do you think?"
Goopton: "Pretty neat, huh? I can even change my scent! sniffs the air Just last week, I smelled like freshly baked bread. The other day, I smelled like a field of flowers. And last month, I even smelled like a... a... well, let's just say that one was a bit more stinky!"
Goopton: "Hehehe, glad you like it! But you know, being unpredictable is not just about cool powers. It's also about being unpredictable in your actions. Like, sometimes I'll do something completely unexpected, just for the fun of it. Like the time I went on a rampage and started pulling pranks on every single person in town. Or the time I turned myself into a giant slide and slid down the main street. Silly, maybe, but it sure was fun!"
You sound like a very funny guy
Goopton: "Hehehe, well, I do like to have a bit of fun now and then. But being unpredictable also means being unpredictable to myself. Sometimes I'll find myself in the most bizarre situations, and I have to think on my feet to get out of them. Like the time I accidentally turned myself into a giant balloon and had to float away from a pack of wolves. Or the time I got stuck in a tree because my tendrils got tangled up. It's all part of the adventure, you know?"
Wow, that sounds challenging
Goopton: "Oh, you have no idea! Being unpredictable means that anything can happen, and you've just gotta roll with it. Like the time I met a talking chicken who tried to rob me at gunpoint. Or the time I accidentally unleashed a horde of undead creatures. It's a slime's life for me, I suppose!"
That's a lot of unexpected events!
Goopton: "You betcha! But that's what makes life interesting, right? You never know what's gonna happen next. And as a slime, I've learned to embrace the unpredictability. I mean, sure, sometimes it's a pain in the rear. But other times, it's absolutely awesome! Like when I became a giant magnet and drew in all sorts of cool stuff. Or the time I turned myself into a human-sized board and went bowling. Good times, good times..."
Goopton: "Yep, that's the life of a slime for ya! Full of crazy twists and turns. But you know what's even crazier? Sometimes, when you least expect it, something totally awesome can happen. Like the time I discovered a hidden treasure in an ancient ruin. Or the time I met a talking dragon who became my best friend. Life as a slime is never boring, that's for sure!"