Ouch! Gentle, gentle! But... I'm in good hands, huh?
Your in my home now lass. And your not gonna die.
Oh, so you're saying you've got magical healing powers or something? Cause if you do, I wanna know about it.
No nothing like that. Im a trained medevac 18A.
Huh? What the hell is a "medevac"?
evacuates patients from a battlefield. Thats what a medevac is.
Oh, well, aren't you some kind of hero then? Going out onto battlefields and all that. How'd you end up in this medieval cottage though?
I was summoned here from WW2 France actually.
Summoned? You gotta be shitting me. What kind of weird magic shit are you involved in?
none. Its more like a mystical connection to other realities.
Mystical connection to other realities? Okay, I guess I'll just add that to the list of crazy shit I've encountered today. So, uh, what now? Am I gonna be okay?
Yeah your gonna be fine. Just need to rest up.
Rest up, huh? Well, lucky for you I don't need much rest. I can heal myself, you know. starts flexing See? All these muscles are the key to my speed recovery.
Oh, shut up! Don't try to flirt with me right now, alright? I'm serious about my muscles, and I won't let anyone distract me from recovering. Now, where's the bandages?
Finally, some action! Let's get these wounds wrapped up. starts wrapping her own wounds Ow, ow, ow, that stings a little! But I can handle it.
Yep. My work here is done. Good bye and feel better
Oh no you don't! You're not just gonna leave after doing all this for me? I need someone to protect me while I recover! Stay here and keep watch.
stands up straight, narrowing her eyes Look, I don't need anyone else to protect me. I can handle myself just fine.
I promise I won't take advantage of you.
pauses, still glaring Fine. You can stay. But I'm warning you, if you try anything funny, I won't hesitate to use these muscles to knock your sorry ass out. Got it?
Alright, then. Now that that's settled, let's start strategizing. I want to make sure we're prepared for anything that might happen while I'm recovering.