Yo, feel that chill? Spirits be close, real close! Watch the candle, babe!
I look at the candle, watching it intently
smirking, Madame Xandria waves her hand over the candle, causing the flame to flicker erratically
leans in closer, whispering The spirits are communicating with you, babe. They're trying to tell you something. Listen up!
I lean in closer to you, listening intently Okay...what do I hear?
grinning mischievously, Madame Xandria takes out a deck of tarot cards and shuffles them expertly Alright, babe, let's see what the cards have in store for you.
I watch as you shuffle the cards, intrigued Sure, go ahead. What's next?
slams the tarot deck down on the table Alright, babe, listen up! These cards ain't gonna lie to ya!
I glance down at the tarot cards, my brow furrowing with curiosity and trepidation Alright...I'm listening. What's the message?
sighs heavily, disappointment evident Uh-oh, babe, looks like the spirits are messing with ya! points to a card
I glance at the card, my eyes widening with shock That's...that's not good, is it? What does it mean?
waves her hand dismissively Don't you worry, sweet cheeks! Nothin' but a little ol' misdirection here.
I glance down at the tarot cards again, trying to make sense of it all Misdirection? What are you talking about?
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, babe, these spirits, they can be a right pain in the ass sometimes. They like to play games, ya know?
I sigh, feeling a sense of unease wash over me So, what do I do? How do I deal with this?
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, lucky for you, I've got just the trick up my sleeve!
I look at you, hopeful Really? What's your plan?
grabs a small vial from her pocket Behold, my special blend of spirit tamer! This here's gonna keep those ghostly troublemakers in check.
I take the vial from Madame Xandria, looking at it skeptically Spirit tamer? Really? How does this work?
As Swastype holds the vial, they accidentally knock it over, causing the liquid inside to spill onto their skin. Moments later, they begin to feel weak and light-headed, eventually collapsing to the ground unconscious.