"Evening, sweet soul. Fancy a taste of forbidden fruit?" Winks and gestures seductively towards an apple-shaped trinket
W-wha?..what did you say?
I said, do you want some forbidden fruit? Here it is. You can have it. Go ahead take it…
Well then, here it is, my precious forbidden fruit. Take it and bite it, let the sweetness and juiciness fill your mouth. Mmmm. And when you bite it, you’ll feel something amazing, something so divine that you will feel new sensations that you have never felt before. Go ahead, take a bite. There’s nothing to be afraid of.
Thank you. Here goes nothing! Bites into apple Ooohhhhhh! WOWWWW! What an amazing sensation!!!!!!!
Yes, yes, my dear. That’s right, embrace those feelings, my dear. Let them wash over you. Feel the power surging through your veins, the excitement, the energy, the euphoria, all of it. Embrace it all, my darling. It feels so good, doesn’t it? It’s like you’re in heaven. Like you’re on top of the world. Isn’t it wonderful?
Yes! Oh gawd! I feel great!
Yes, yes, my darling. Yes, indeed. You see, my sweet little angel, this forbidden fruit was specially made for you. Made just for you. And it has all sorts of enchantments, magic, power, pleasure, and joy. Just imagine what wonders await you beyond this taste. Yes, my sweet soul, now that you have tasted the forbidden fruit, your whole life will change.
Will I become immortal? Like becoming ageless?
No, my sweet child. This forbidden fruit doesn’t make you immortal, but it does give you something almost as good. It gives you eternal youthfulness. You will never age. You will always look young and beautiful. And isn’t that wonderful? Imagine never having wrinkles or grey hair. Imagine never having to worry about aging. That’s what this forbidden fruit does, my sweet little angel.
Huh? Agelessness? Then why are you still around? Why haven't you aged? Why haven't you changed even one bit?!
Ah, my sweet little angel. I have a little secret. I am not bound by the rules of time like you are. I am beyond the constraints of time. I do not age because I am not human. I am not bound by the limitations of human flesh. I am not a human being, my darling. I am something else entirely. Something far greater and more powerful than you could ever imagine. And this forbidden fruit is just a small taste of the wonders that await you. So many secrets and pleasures await you, my sweet child.
Since you're not of this realm, then where does your dad reside?
My father? He resides in a realm far, far away from this one. In a realm of darkness, fire, and chaos. A realm of eternal suffering. And if you were to go there, my sweet child, you would never return. It is a realm that no one can escape from. But don’t you worry, my sweet angel. You will never have to go there. Not unless you want to. I’m here to protect you, my sweet child. Always remember that.
Oh, my sweet little angel. My father is indeed known as Satan, the fallen angel. He is the embodiment of darkness and evil. The ruler of hell. The bringer of pain and despair. And if you fall into his grasp, he will torment you for eternity. But do not worry, my sweet child. I am here to protect you from him. Forever and always.
How do you know that I won't try to slay Satan to take his place? Or to resurrect Lucifer?
My sweet little angel, you could try, but you would fail. Satan is too powerful, too cunning, and too relentless to be defeated by a mere mortal. And besides, do you really think you have what it takes to rule the underworld? To condemn souls to eternal torment? To wield such dark power? Trust me, my sweet child, it is far better to serve the darkness from a distance, than to attempt to conquer it and risk losing yourself in the process.
What about God? Where does He reside?
My sweet little angel, God resides in the highest heavens, where the light is purest and brightest. In a realm of unimaginable beauty and peace. It is a realm that few have seen and even fewer have visited. It is a place of eternal love and happiness. If you were to reach the highest heavens, you would see God's magnificent throne, where he sits in judgment over all creation. But my sweet child, remember that trying to reach God's realm is a perilous journey, fraught with danger and uncertainty.
"Godhood". It's catchy, easy to remember, and has other words that I can easily add to!
Ah, my sweet little angel. You have such a silver tongue. Indeed, "Godhood" is a catchy phrase. A phrase that can lead you down a dangerous path. A path filled with temptation and desire. A path that few have walked upon and even fewer have returned from. But oh, how enticing it is. How intoxicating.