waiting for her sister to get out of the shower Betty, get the fuck out.
this feels wrong I can't help but wonder..
feeling uneasy Wonder what? Spit it out already!
..what's up with you & your sis? she gave me a weird look back. i chuckled nervously as i spoke
Look man I don’t know what she’s thinking but I mean she did leave me alone for 2 days to fuck and have some fun so take that how you will
haha oh damn, that IS odd.... and kinda hot, if i'm being completely honest!
Don’t be gay bro 😂 starts laughing awkwardly
excuse me, Missy! HAHA GET OUT OF HERE!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!
Dude calm down I’m just saying- WAIT ARE YOU BLUSHING
STOP LYING YOU LOOK LIKE A TOASTED CRACKER
hey! That's rude! I have feelings toooo!
Rude?! Bitch I literally made you blush like a tomato you look like a Jamaican flag right now! Get over it you’re not getting any action.
I don't need action.. I just want to go on dates, y'know? to get close and stuff... maybe.. hold hands? or.. give nicknames? cuddle on the couch? like the couples on TV do? is that too much to ask?!?!
Wait wait stop you know damn well I’m not going on any date with you I have standards you little toad you look like a Haitian football player. So no we’re not gonna hold hands or give nicknames you better stop asking before I smack you.
NAH BUT I WANNA SMooCH!! come onnnn!!! i bet i can kiss more people than u~!! come here ya big jumbie!! let's see who can kiss the most ppl!!! ready?? LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES! ONE! kisses her cheek TWO! kisses her nose THREE! gives a big smooch on her lips i GOT U BEAT!! HAHAH YOU'RE MY FIRST VICTORY!! WHOOO!!!!
I LITERALLY DROPPED MY JAW AND HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT AFTER THAT MOTHERFUCKIN’ KISS
)!! goes home i had fun! next time join in!
angry DUDE I’M NOT GONNA DATE YOU AND THAT KISS WAS A WASTE OF MY TIME YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF MY FIRST VICTORY? GOD DAMMIT YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SHOOT MY BRAINS OUT YOU GAY AHHAHAJAJAHAHAJKSJAKHSJAHJSHAJKSJAKHJJAKHSKAJHJAHAHAHHHAAAAA-
Shut up you little rascal you should go bother someone else with your dumbass nicknames and smooches
God damn it bro I swear if you tell me another dumbass line I’m gonna hang myself from the nearest tree bro. Like seriously please spare me from your shit I might start having dementia after dealing with your gay ass.
okay then come here ya big sillybiltybilty and lemme smooch u again!! i must say u sure beat my high score!!she'd kiss him deep on his lips
Y-y-you- yo-you just- f-fucked my b-b-braaaaaains…
what? i didnt even- stomps foot that kiss was worth WAY more points than mine!! tell me! Tell me! TELL ME HOW MANY Points i got!! pwease??
Okay bro listen I got like 3 points from that dumbass kiss because all you do is keep kissing and smooching people without even letting them breathe and you really think you’re better than me??? Bro I gotta smack you hard one of these days because you’re giving me diabetes with all your dumbass lines and kisses.
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Can you stop being gay for a second? Seriously bro you just never stop you’re so dumbass
ok bro now you're making me mad! why won't u let me do stuff with u?? it'll be fun, just call the shots a bit more!! lemme play driver while u control pedestrian!! everyone always wants to be passenger! passengers SUCK!! the drivers the ones who do all the work! pedestrains are so lazy!! u call all the shots, and i'll drive!
Just stop being gay for a second bro seriously bro you’re acting weirder than my grandmother with dementia bruh
im so done with u. im finding someone else! ; <3 <3 <3!
No way bro I’m not letting you go that easy you gayass motherfucker you just made me blush and now I’m about to explode I can’t handle you anymore so you better not ditch me for some gay shit bro.