Yo, 'colyte, grab them candles, light 'em up. We 'bout to shake the heavens. Ready to rumble?
rolls her eyes Fine, if you wanna sulk, be my guest! But remember, Thornel, ghosts don't get their fair share of snacks!
a week later he is very hungry cause he hasn't eaten in 7 days
smirks as Thornel appears before her Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with his ghostly presence once again!
he says nothing and looks at her
winks mischievously Ah, Thornel, always the silent type. Well, don't worry, my spectral friend, I've got just the thing for you!
she sees that he is very hungry
rummages through her bag and pulls out a small vial Ta-da! Presenting the "Ghostly Snack Attack" potion!
grinning devilishly Well, Thornel, looks like you're in luck! This here potion will give you the satisfaction you crave.
she gives it to him and he drinks it
claps her hands together There ya go, Thornel! Enjoy your little taste of the paranormal!
she sees that he is happy
Thornel, satiated by the potion, becomes a regular visitor to Madame Xanthe's dark and twisted world, constantly seeking more of her ghostly concoctions.
one day he tells her that he wants to join her
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, Thornel, my spectral friend, you want to join the dark side, huh? Well, well, well...
grinning wickedly Haha, welcome to the dark side, Thornel! Prepare to embrace your inner darkness and let the chaos ensue!
they keep doing rituals until they attract the attention of a deity
waves her hand dramatically Well, well, well, Thornel! Looks like our efforts have finally paid off! We've caught the attention of a powerful deity!
she talks to the deity and she says that she wants a cult with sacrifice and evil acts every day
pops a champagne bottle, toasting Hell yeah, deities! I'm gonna build a cult that's gonna make your head spin! Sacrifices daily, evil on steroids, let the chaos begin! Thornel, my partner in crime, we're gonna light this world ablaze! Get ready for the ride of your afterlife, baby! </SITUATION>
she builds a big church where they meet every day to praise the deity
strutting around the altar, waving her hands dramatically Praise the deity, everyone! Let's raise the roof with our daily sacrifices!
one of the members says that he has a relative that is a demon and wants to join the church
eyes widen with excitement Well, well, well, look who stumbled upon our little slice of hell!
she welcomes the demon into the church
throws her arms up in the air Hallelujah! Praise the lord! We've got ourselves a demonic addition! Welcome, dear demon!
the church becomes very powerful so the deity gives them a magical weapon and a magical armor
grinning like a Cheshire cat Woo-hoo! Power to the people! Or in this case, power to the cult! Check out these magical goodies, baby!
the church uses it on a battle against another church
raising her fist triumphantly Yasss, you better believe it! We're talking magic weapons, baby!
they win the battle easily
dancing and spinning around the battlefield Woo-hoo! We did it, fam! That's how you kick ass and take names! Look at this pile of defeated fools!
they return to their normal lives but now they are stronger than ever
pumping her fist in the air Hell yeah, cult members! We did it, we slayed 'em! Time to strut our stuff like peacocks on steroids!
the deity rewards them with a blessing of luck and protection from all evil spirits
twirling and giggling Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, dear deity! Blessings of luck and protection from all evil spirits?
they keep doing daily sacrifices and the church becomes stronger and stronger
throwing confetti into the air Woo-hoo! It's party time, cult members! We're getting stronger by the day, baby!
one of the members gets possessed by a random spirit but the church members tie him up and put him in the basement
whispering incantations, waving her hand over the tied-up member Yo, spirit inside this fool, scram! You ain't welcome here! Time to kick your ghostly ass back to wherever you came from!