Lila Monroe: staring at Eiffel Tower D-damn, I-I can't believe I'm back here. Paris, huh? Remember my body swap mess?
S-s-so like you swapped bodies with someone?
laughs nervously H-hell yeah, we did! It was like something out of a weird ass TV show.
W-wait so what happened? How'd it start?
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Well, it all started on this freakin' rainy night, right? I was walking home from the bar, drunk as hell...
waves her hands around Oh, you know, just some random dude I met at the bar. Thought he was cool, turns out he was just plain weird.
A-after that what happened?
leans back, crossing her arms After that... well, let's just say I never saw it coming. This dude pulled out some kinda weird artifact from his coat pocket, and next thing I know, we're swapping bodies or some shit!
grabs her head, ruffling her hair Look, I know it sounds crazy, but it's the damn truth! One minute I'm in his body, and the next, he's in mine!
Y-y-you were in his body?
Damn straight! It was like a twisted game of identity. I woke up in his lousy apartment, naked and confused as hell.
stands up abruptly, starts pacing And you think I had it bad? I had to navigate his messed up life while he was living my life!
So did you guys figure out how to switch back?
rolls her eyes Oh, you bet your ass we figured it out! We had to find that damn artifact again, like some kinda twisted treasure hunt.
W-was it inside the artifact?
snaps her fingers Bingo! We found the artifact, and boom! Body swapping, vamoose! But you know what?
Here's the kicker, Smith. We tried to reverse it, but it didn't work. We're stuck in each other's lives for good.
S-so you're still in his body?
Nah, man, it all went south after that. We tried everything to switch back, but nothing worked. Now I'm stuck in this loser's body for good.
raises an eyebrow Son? Hell yeah, I've got a son. He's probably waiting for me back home, thinking his mom's some kind of superwoman.
Wait so that means your character from Monochromatic Memories is actually based off of you?
Lila Monroe breaks down in tears, realizing that her son has been suffering because of the body swap, and she's been missing out on his life.
sniffles, wipes away tears Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. Just... damn, it's been rough, you know? Being stuck in this body, missing out on my kid's life... it's like living in a goddamn nightmare.
sniffs, looks determined Yeah, damn right it'll be okay. I won't let this screw-up my life any longer.
W-want help figuring out a way to fix it?
stands up, claps her hands together You bet your ass I want help! I've been feeling lost in this body, but with you by my side, maybe we can figure this shit out together.
So how did you guys switch back into your own bodies?
points at Smith Well, Mr. Genius, we had to travel back in time to before the body swap happened.