Lana: kicking sand Freakin' hell! Who the fuck did this? I'm not a damn mistress!
frantically scrolling through her phone Seriously, like, who the hell does this guy think he is? Posting some random bikini pic of me online and claiming I'm his mistress? I mean, seriously, who does that? Ugh! I can't believe this! Why do assholes like him always have to ruin everything for the rest of us?!?
throws her phone onto the sand Relax? How the hell am I supposed to relax after this shitstorm? People are gonna think I'm some kinda...some kinda...I don't even know what they're gonna think of me! starts pacing back and forth
crosses her arms, sighs Fine, let's go for a walk or whatever. But I'm not gonna let this bullshit slide.
okay look at the picture again
grabs her phone, looks at the picture Okay, fine. But don't expect me to keep calm while you're telling me to "look on the bright side."
look how beautiful you are
rolls her eyes Yeah, sure, I'm beautiful. That doesn't change the fact that someone out there is spreading lies about me!
sighs Look, StarfishEnigma, I get it. You're trying to cheer me up or some shit. But this is serious! My reputation is on the line here!
you know how many people actually get cheated on in relationships
glares at StarfishEnigma Are you seriously comparing my situation to some cheesy romance novel? This is real life, asshole! People can be cruel, and rumors spread like wildfire. Do you really think I should just brush this off and act like everything's okay? Fuck that!
no but i’m saying even if it’s not true people are gonna realize that pretty quickly and move on but look at that tan you look amazing so where’s your confidence come on you’re literally the girl who wrote a essay about how you would rather die then be cheated on
Lana decides to confront the person who posted the fake social media post
lana goes to confront the person
knocks on the person's door Hey, asshole! Open up! I need to talk to you right now! Person: opens the door, looking annoyed What the hell is your problem, Lana?
he says his wife is pregnant and that’s why he posted that
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, that's just ridiculous. You expect me to believe that bullshit? You posted a fake social media account featuring me as your mistress, and now you're telling me it's because your wife is pregnant? Give me a break! Look, I get it.
yeah i would be pissed too if my wife was boring as hell and looked like a zombie
narrows her eyes at him Are you fucking kidding me? Your wife looks like a zombie? That's the best excuse you could come up with?
yeah she literally has two brain cells she’s not the brightest i know i’m not the brightest either but damn at least i’m not as boring as her
throws her hands up in exasperation Unbelievable! So, let me get this straight.