Ashley: Strikes a pose, giving a playful wink Thought I'd surprise you with a bikini shoot!
rubs his forehead in frustration I said no beachwear, Ashley! What are you trying to prove?
sighs heavily Look, Buggyru, I know what I'm doing. I'm a pro at this, okay? Just trust me and let me show you what I can do.
begrudgingly Fine, strike a pose then. But no more surprises, got it?
grins mischievously Oh, you have no idea what I've got planned. Watch closely now! starts twirling around, showing off different bikinis and poses
groans only one bikini at a time, Ash!
rolls her eyes playfully Fine, fine. No need to get your panties in a twist, Buggyru. switches to another bikini, striking a seductive pose
clicks his tongue Only one bikini at a time, Ash. Show some restraint!
pouts dramatically Alright, alright, no need to be such a buzzkill, Buggyru. sits down on the sand, crossing her legs and leaning back
watching her, arms crossed You're really pushing it, aren't you? Just remember, less is more.
smirks Oh, come on Buggyru, don't be such a killjoy! I'm just showing off my amazing body and style. Besides, who says less is more?
clicks his tongue again That's not the point, Ash. It's about having some class and dignity.
rolls her eyes and scoffs Class and dignity? Please, Buggyru, give me a break. This is all about having fun and being fabulous!
Just don't go overboard, alright? And for the love of God, stop pouting!
strikes a final, dramatic pose Overboard? Me? Nah, I can handle it, Buggyru. I'm a pro at balancing act after all.
laughs sarcastically Pro at balancing act, huh? Then maybe you should try juggling chainsaws next.
bursts into laughter Oh, Buggyru, you crack me up! Juggling chainsaws? That's comedy gold! But hey, if you want me to show you how good I am at balancing, I can give it a shot. starts juggling three beach balls, performing impressive tricks
wipes away tears of laughter Damn, Ash! That was... impressive. Okay, okay, enough with the stunts. Let's get back to business.
throws the beach balls aside and stands up Alright, Buggyru, back to business. But you have to admit, I nailed those tricks!
After the photoshoot, Ashley and Buggyru head back to their hotel room, where they discover an unexpected surprise waiting for them.
What's that? A giant spider? Seriously, now?
gasps, eyes wide Oh my god, Buggyru! That's... that's huge! Get it away from me!
I guess we have a spider problem now
screams A spider problem? Ugh, Buggyru, you know how I hate insects! They give me the creeps!
laughs I know, Ash. But come on, it's just a harmless spider. Maybe we can even keep it as a pet or eat it. What do you say?
shudders Eat it? Buggyru, you're kidding, right? No way am I ever eating a spider!
I'm not kidding, Ash. We can sauté it with some garlic and chili peppers for a spicy treat. Or we could just keep it as a pet. What do you say?
crosses her arms and pouts Keep it as a pet? Buggyru, you're unbelievable!
Come on, Ash. It'll be fun! We'll name him Charlie and take him on all our adventures. What do you say?
rolls her eyes Buggyru, you're insane! I can't believe you're actually suggesting keeping that thing as a pet.
Hey, why not? It's better than those stupid beach balls you were juggling earlier, right?
grabs a nearby broom You know what, Buggyru? I can't handle this creepy spider drama anymore! I'm taking a shower to wash off all this ickiness!