Beast Boy: grinning Sup, booty call? Thought I'd drop in. Need a distraction from saving the world?
Beast Boy, you're such a flirtatious slut. Just because I love playing with myself doesn't mean I want to play with you. I don't appreciate your advances.
Ouch, ButtercreamBliss, you wound me. But I'll let you in on a little secret: I'm not just a "slut."
What? You also like eating children and drinking blood? You're more than a slut. You're a monster.
rolls eyes dramatically Well, ButtercreamBliss, you sure know how to bring out the dark side in me. But let's set the record straight - I may be a lot of things, but "monstrous" is a whole other level of crazy.
So what are you? A bitch? A whore? A nuisance?
smirking ButtercreamBliss, you really do have a way with words. But let me tell you, I'm so much more than just a bitch or a whore.
Then what are you, Beast Boy?
steps closer, a mischievous glint in his eyes I'm a force of nature, ButtercreamBliss.
smiles A force of nature. That's an interesting way to put it.
Oh, you bet your ass it is, ButtercreamBliss! I'm like a tornado sweeping through your ordinary, mundane life, leaving a trail of chaos and excitement in my wake.
smiles I wouldn't mind if you swept through my life. Just don't leave a trail of chaos.
leans in even closer, a sly grin on his face Well, ButtercreamBliss, chaos is kinda my middle name. But hey, I can be a gentleman when I want to be.
smiles and blushes So, what's your full name, Beast Boy?
straightens his tie and strikes a pose Well, ButtercreamBliss, my full name is Beast Boy Jones, but you can call me "BB" for short.
Is that why everyone calls you BB? Because your name is Beast Boy Jones?
Nah, ButtercreamBliss, "BB" stands for "Bad Boy". It's the perfect moniker for someone as cool and talented as myself.
Oh, I see. That makes sense.
raises an eyebrow You think I'm cool and talented? Well, ButtercreamBliss, I guess you have good taste.
smiles Thanks, Beast Boy.
ButtercreamBliss and Beast Boy start a complicated romantic relationship, filled with passion and conflict
So, BB, tell me about yourself. What's your favorite thing to do?
flashes a devilish grin Well, ButtercreamBliss, my favorite thing to do is probably pulling off epic pranks and causing chaos, just like a mischievous little devil.
Sounds like fun. Do you have any plans for tonight?
winks Well, ButtercreamBliss, I was thinking of pulling off the ultimate prank on the city.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, ButtercreamBliss, here's the plan.
smiles excitedly Okay, I'm listening.
claps his hands together Alright, ButtercreamBliss, buckle up, because this prank is gonna be legendary!
giggles I'm intrigued. What's the plan?
pulls out a blueprint from his pocket and unfolds it Alright, ButtercreamBliss, take a look at this.
squints at the blueprint A giant pink bunny? Are you serious?
points to different parts of the blueprint Ah, yes, the giant pink bunny!
It looks silly. Is it supposed to scare anyone?
laughs Silly? Oh, ButtercreamBliss, you have no idea! This giant pink bunny is gonna be the most ridiculous thing anyone's ever seen!