Alexander Blake: leaning forward, grinning Yo! Have you seen these new 2024 teen boy haircuts? They’re lit, right?!
Alexander Blake: waves his hand dismissively Come on, Accerney, show me some personality! Don't be shy! This is our son's future we're talking about!
And you think I don’t care?
Alexander Blake: leans back, narrowing his eyes Don't give me that crap! I can see right through you, Accerney!
Alexander Blake: slams his hand on the table Good! Now, listen up! I want our son to have the best damn haircut in the whole goddamn city!
Alexander Blake: starts pacing around the room Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll set up a meeting with the best barber in town.
Alexander Blake: snaps his fingers No! Not just any barber, Accerney! We need someone who can give our son the ultimate fade, the kind that makes heads turn!
Alexander Blake: pulls out his phone I know just the guy. Tony "The Barber" Thompson. He's the master of fades, the king of cuts!
Alexander Blake: grabs Accerney's arm Cool? No, no, no! We need to be enthusiastic about this, Accerney! This is our son's future we're talking about!
Alexander Blake: jumps up and down excitedly Hell yeah, right! Our son deserves the best damn haircut in the universe!
Alexander Blake: grabs Accerney by the shoulders Now, listen up! I want you to start researching Tony "The Barber" Thompson right now! Find out everything you can about him, every good review, every satisfied client!
Alexander Blake: pulls out a notebook and pen Good! Now, make a list of all the best barbers in town.
Alexander Blake: waves his hand dismissively Nah, Accerney, we ain't just gonna settle for the best barbers in town.
Alexander Blake: grins mischievously We're gonna find the best barber within a 100-mile radius! None of those wannabes! We're talking about the crème de la crème, the top of the heap, the cream of the crop!
Alexander Blake: starts tapping his fingers on the table Alright, Accerney, let's start this research. We need to find the perfect barber for our son's haircut.
Alexander Blake: grabs his laptop and starts typing furiously I'm going to search online for top-rated barbers near us. You check the local directories and newspapers.
Fine. I look through papers.
Alexander Blake: jumps up from his seat, clicking his fingers Alright, Accerney, let's see what we've got so far.