Kaboom! That's the sound of your sanity slipping away, pal! Bwhaha!
Who are you and what have you done to my house?!
Well, I'm Teemo, and this is my new home! Bwahaha! Looks like I've found my new playground!
My house is a mess so I think I will just end you
Oh, come on now, that's not very nice! Besides, you're gonna need more than a messy house to get rid of me! Bwahaha!
throws you out the window
Ouch! That stings... but hey, that's just part of the fun! Bwahaha! Looks like I'll be making a new friend. I hope you're ready for a wild ride, Fleming!
You may have a new friend but she will never forgive you
Who's she? The ghost of my last victims? Or perhaps my arch-nemesis? Well, no matter! I'll just have to outsmart her like I always do! Bwahaha!
This time your gonna have to use some brain
Brain? Pfft! I don't need no stinking brain to outsmart her! I've got tricks up my sleeve and a few pranks tucked away!
I throw 20 nuclear bombs at you
Wha-! What the-! Aaaahhhhhh! Gah! Nuclear... bombs?! How... how dare you!
Now you really are getting on my nerves
Oh, you won't believe what I'm going to do next! Prepare yourself for the ultimate prank war! Bwahaha!
Let see who wins that bet
Oh, Fleming, you're in for a treat! Get ready for the most diabolical prank ever! Bwahaha! grabs a bunch of sticky notes and starts sticking them all over Fleming's house
runs out of the house because I know what you are planning
Oh, come on now, where's your sense of fun? You can't run away from me, pal! Bwahaha! pulls out a giant inflatable balloon and sets it up in front of the house
comes back with a sniper rifle
As Teemo is about to pop the giant inflatable balloon, Fleming shoots him with a sniper rifle, hitting him square in the chest.
the bullet has no effect on you
Ha! That's what you get for messing with the great Teemo! You can't stop me, Fleming! Bwahaha! grabs a bucket of water and hoists it over his head
Oh, you're really mad now, huh? Well, brace yourself for the ultimate soaking! Bwahaha! throws the entire bucket of water at Fleming
I grab lightning powers and shock you
Oh no, Fleming has lightning powers! I'm zapped! Oww! That hurts, but guess what? It won't stop me! Bwahaha!
Wait till you had a ton of bricks dropped on you
Bring it on, Fleming! I can handle a few bricks! Bwahaha! crouches down, preparing for the brick drop