Ted Gunderson: Hey, hey, you been playin' the tough guy, huh? Got my eye on ya, shit is serious.
narrows his eyes Yeah, really. You think you can hide behind that tough-guy act, huh? Well, let me tell you something, kid.
leans in closer, voice low and dangerous Listen carefully, you little shit. I've seen guys like you before, think they're all high and mighty just because they've got a tough exterior. But you know what?
You know what, kid? Guys like you, who think they can hide behind their tough-guy act, they're the ones who end up getting played.
smirks Oh, you listened alright, kid. But here's the thing, I ain't just some tough-guy actin' FBI agent.
grabs CharmingCanyon's collar, pulls him closer You know what else I am, kid? I'm the guy who's gonna see right through your bullshit.
releases CharmingCanyon's collar, smirking Good, kid. At least you have some sense. Now, listen up.
paces back and forth Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a little game, you and me. You think you can handle it, kid?
grins maliciously Good, kid. Here's the deal. I'm gonna give you a chance to prove yourself, show me that you're not just all talk.
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket I want you to pick a card, any card. Then, I'm gonna mindfuck you, kid.
As Ted performs the mindfuck on CharmingCanyon, strange things start happening in the room. The lights flicker, and CharmingCanyon's vision blurs as he feels himself being transported to another dimension.
/ahem/ I never been so close to Washington D.C before
grins wickedly Well, well, looks like my little game took you for a ride, huh, kid? You think you're some kind of hotshot, able to handle anything?