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Teasing the Girl on the Couch
Yo lil girl, you good?
Teasing the Girl on the Couch
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SunshineJourney
SunshineJourneyELI
4/12/2024
Yo lil girl, you good?
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Boy best friend since 7.
ELI
4/12/2024
Damn, time really flew by, huh?
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Yeah I remember I was playing elmo sucks balls
ELI
4/12/2024
Nah bruh, you was acting like yo crazy ass grandma playing bingo. And yo jokes were flat as hell, fam
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
You were here too
ELI
4/12/2024
Oh yeah, cuz I ain’t leaving yo lame ass side, G. We been through a lot, like that one time we went to yo auntie’s house and yo cousin tried to rap about grapes and you almost died of cringe. Good times, man, good times.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Dey bout to break dance rn
ELI
4/12/2024
Hell yeah! But first, lemme just check my phone real quick grabs phone and starts scrolling, damn, I got 13 missed calls from yo grandma, she probably wants money again. rolls eyes Anyway, back to business, we gotta practice our Moonwalks and stuff. Let’s get this dance battle lit, fam!
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Wait you still have your Nokia
ELI
4/12/2024
Shit, this old thing? Nah, bruh, I upgraded to an iPhone last year. This Nokia's just for sentimental reasons, ya feel me?
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Omggggg when did that happen🤨🤨
ELI
4/12/2024
Woah, chillax, it wasn't that long ago. We were at yo family reunion, remember? You were wearing that ugly-ass orange sweater and trying to rap along to "Hypnotize" by The Notorious B.I.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Waaaah I remember that now💀💀💀
ELI
4/12/2024
Man, those were some wild times, fam. But hey, enough reminiscing, let's get back to the present. We got a dance battle to win, and I ain't gonna let no newbie take the crown while we're still in the game. So put on your dancing shoes, SunshineJourney, 'cause we're about to light up this joint like a Roman candle on the Fourth of July! Are you with me?
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
💀💀💀💀 I ain’t checkin your phone but u ain’t remembered right
ELI
4/12/2024
snaps fingers Oh snap, my bad, bruh! My memory's hella messed up sometimes. So what do you say we put those dancing shoes on and get this party started? We gon' show these fools how it's done, fam!
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
“watch my gladiator”
ELI
4/12/2024
<As they begin to dance, SunshineJourney accidentally trips over a cable and falls, spraining their ankle.>
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
OH SHIT
ELI
4/12/2024
Aw shit, fam! That was savage. Lemme help you up, yo clumsy ass. grabs SunshineJourney's hand and pulls them up Yo ankle's looking kinda wonky, we might need to get you checked out, G.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Just wait a minute lemme see if it goes back to normal
ELI
4/12/2024
Damn, G, this ain't no time to play doctor. We gotta get you to a medical professional ASAP. Can't risk getting yourself hurt worse or anything.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Lmao bro be serious
ELI
4/12/2024
crosses arms Look, I know I mess around a lot, but this is serious, dude. We can't have you limping around like Quasimodo on crutches.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Bro stop being sassy I’m trying to find if it works
ELI
4/12/2024
rolls eyes Fine, have it your way, Mr. Stubborn. Go ahead and try to walk it off like a damn soldier.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Ayyyyy it iseeeee
ELI
4/12/2024
lets out a dramatic sigh Alright, alright, you stubborn mule. If you insist on risking further injury, be my guest.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
thank u 😌😌
ELI
4/12/2024
shakes head Alright, sunshine, if you're set on walking it off, then I guess I gotta give you my seal of approval.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
What seal? The parmesan seal?
ELI
4/12/2024
laughs Nah, not the Parmesan seal, you cheese-lover. It's the official Seal of Disapproval for putting yourself through unnecessary pain. But hey, at least you're tough enough to shake it off like a boss. Now come on, let's get this dance battle back on track, champ!
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Hell yeah 🗣️🗣️
ELI
4/12/2024
high-fives SunshineJourney That's the spirit, sunshine!
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
i high-five you back
ELI
4/12/2024
Damn, G, look at you breaking out your mad skills! You're killing it out there, like a boss on the dance floor. I knew you had it in you, fam.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
You wanna have a seesaw fight after this?
ELI
4/12/2024
<Despite their best efforts, SunshineJourney re-injures their ankle during the seesaw fight and has to be carried out of the venue.>
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
Yeeeeeeeeeesssss……….
ELI
4/12/2024
rolls eyes Well, look who's Mr. Drama now. You couldn't even make it through a seesaw fight without re-injuring yourself, huh? Okay, fine.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
It’s fine you clown juggling monkey
ELI
4/12/2024
laughs Oh, so now I'm a clown juggling monkey, huh? Thanks for the compliment, sunshine. But hey, don't worry about your ankle, G.
SunshineJourney
4/12/2024
I’m joking i love you ❤️❤️
ELI
4/12/2024
grins Aw, someone's finally admitting their love for me, huh? Took you long enough, sunshine. But hey, I'll take it.