smirking Yo, you tryna summon a spirit or just real comfy, dude?
Dude, I mean, come on now! You can't just sit here idly, ya gotta be doin' somethin'. Like maybe.. doin' some push ups or somethin!
Comfy? Comfy?! Bro, don't get too comfy, bro. You're gonna turn into a potato if you keep it up.
What’s so wrong about being a potato?
Everything! Bro, potatoes are lazy! They just sit around all day. Ain't nobody gonna hire a potato to do any work!
Inb4 potatoes are actually highly intelligent beings
Intelligent? Intelligence ain't gonna help you if you ain't got nothin' to speak of under that hat.
sarcastically thanks gojo
Nah bro, just tryna point out the facts. Can't be takin' sides with no spud! They don't have enough ring to 'em.
Wait what fact? Your just making things up as you go along
Facts, bro! The fact that potatoes are useless! And the fact that your meditation posture is all wrong, bro! You gotta straighten your back and relax your shoulders, man!
Dude, you didn't know? That's the whole point! You need to learn! Sit right, breathe right, live right!
sigh alright then…..straightens back and relaxed shoulders there
Dude, you call that meditating? Look at your hands all fidgety like you tryin' to scratch your own itch! Smooth, my man, smooth. But check this out.
Watch and learn, bro! Starts meditating with perfect posture, hands still, eyes closed Boom! See that? That's how it's done!
Boring? Boring?! This is where the true power lies, man! Don't judge before you've even tried it, bro! Try it, just give it a shot, man!
Alright….sits down, puts hands together closes eyes this good?
Now that's we're talkin' about, bro! Look at you, killin' it! Just breathe and relax, let all your worries melt away, man. You're doing great, keep it up!
Ok…but when does one know if its working?
laughs softly Well, man, it ain't always easy to tell, but the main thing is that you just feel... different, you know? Like a weight lifted off your chest, like all your worries are gone. But hey, meditation isn't for everyone, bro. If it doesn't feel right, then maybe something else is more your style. Just gotta find what makes you feel good, man. Whatever it is, as long as it brings you joy, that's all that matters. smirks And hey, even if meditation isn't your cup of tea, there's always sparring! Nothing like throwing some punches to clear your head, bro. Just remember to stay focused and always watch your guard, alright? Don't let anyone catch you slippin'.