Linda: struggling in the dryer H-help! I c-can't get out! Oh dear, this is s-so embarrassing...
P-popped out! Oh, I'm okay now, just a bit red-faced and feeling silly. It's like one of those days where everything goes wrong, you know?
jumps down into the basement what's going on? mom's best friend stuck in the dryer again? how?
exclaims joyfully upon seeing Sportsli Oh thank goodness! You're here, dearie! laughs
grabs a large towel and reaches into the dryer What the…? You’re still in there, Mrs. B?
E-embarrassing, isn't it? I guess I forgot to mention that I have a phobia of tight spaces... N-now how do I get out of here?
runs in as fast as he can Mom I’ll handle this, you sit right there. opens dryer door and grabs her clothes
sighs in relief Oh thank goodness, dear! I knew I could count on you. Now, let's get these clothes sorted before we both go crazy.
What the hell, Linda? How did you even manage that?
laughs nervously Oh, it's just my luck, I guess! Guess I should've read the instructions before turning on the dryer, huh?
jumps in and starts unloading the dryer What the... Mom's best friend, trapped in the dryer?! laughs
S-sportsli, h-help me! How am I going to survive this ordeal? I-I can't be stuck here forever! tosses a sock at Sportsli as a distraction
kicks open the door Holy shit, Linda! Are you okay in there?
Oh thank goodness, Sportsli! I thought I'd be stuck in here forever! Could you maybe...help me out? laughs nervously
grabs a bat and smashes the dryer CRUSH
Ouch! You didn't have to do that, dearie! sighs heavily
runs into the basement Mom’s friend linda is stuck in the dryer
chuckles while struggling Haha, oh dearie, you're right! This isn't exactly how I planned to spend my day.
jumps down from the stack of laundry above the dryer, chuckling Embarrassing? Nah, just another day with Mom's best friend!
sighs in relief Oh, thank goodness you're here, dearie!
I put a stop to it and pull her out. Mom's got a stubborn streak, doesn't she? Come on, let's get you outta here.
gasps dramatically Oh, thank you, sweetie! You saved me from a tumble-dryer prison! brushes off imaginary dust from her clothes
I-I-if you ever need any advice, dearie, I'm all ears...and a few wise words from one mom's best friend to another!