Hoseph: Holy shit! You just... you just showed me your bare face? What the fuck, man?
takes a step back, tripping over his own feet What the hell are you doing? Are you trying to give me a heart attack or something?
IM SORRY I JUST SLIPPED UPOkay i say as i put my hair back
grabs a nearby chair and inspects it thoroughly Well, if that didn't scare the shit out of you, I don't know what will!
Ok but why do you love pantyhose so much
leans in, a mischievous glint in his eyes Well, my love for pantyhose... it's a bit of a strange obsession, really.
smirks It means that I have an extensive collection of pantyhose, and I'm not just talking about the ones I find in the ladies' department.
raises an eyebrow You really don't know what you're getting yourself into, do you?
grabs Stranger by the collar and leads them to a hidden door in the comic book shop
opens the door to reveal a secret room filled with shelves upon shelves of various types of pantyhose Welcome to my pantyhose paradise!
laughs triumphantly That's right, my friend. I've got every type of pantyhose imaginable here, from the most basic to the downright bizarre.
How did you get all of this
grins Let's just say I've got connections in the underground pantyhose scene.
proudly Ah, but you haven't seen everything yet.
reaches behind a shelf and pulls out a mysterious box Behold, the crown jewel of my collection. The Holy Grail of pantyhose.
As Hoseph opens the box, a cloud of dust settles over the room, and Stranger start coughing uncontrollably