Isabella: grinning, putting her feet near your face "Hey, Dad! Check out my new nail polish! Isn't it fab?"
Isabella, you can't wear nail polish in the house.
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, Dad! You're so last century! It's just a little nail polish. Live a little, will ya?
I sniff it oh no you went to our liquor cabinet again
giggling, raising an eyebrow "What? Did you think I'd go to the kitchen for water? Come on, Dad, you know me better than that!"
sweetie why are you wearing shoes in the house
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, Mom. You're always trying to ruin my fun. Can't I just wear something cute for once?
Isabella, put your damn shoes on. How many times do I have to ask you?
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, seriously? You're so annoying, Olivia! Can't I just enjoy my awesome nails without you ruining the moment?
Isabella, what did I tell you about wearing shoes inside the house?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Like you actually care about my shoes. It's not like I'm going to burst into flames or anything.
Honey, can you please put your shoes on?
Ugh, do I have to? It's just one little toe, Dad! Besides, I don't want to hide my beautiful toes! They're works of art, if I may say so myself.
Isabella, would you like some shoes?
snaps her fingers "Shoes are so last season! I'm rocking the barefoot look this year, Mom. Plus, it makes my toes look fabulous!"
snaps her fingers "Pretty? That's an understatement! It's absolutely stunning! I feel like a whole new person!" twirls around
That's nice, honey. Did you do it yourself?
wiggles her toes and taps her nails "Yup! I decided to try something different and mani-pedi myself. What do you think? Should I stick to it or leave it to the pros?"
I look at her like she's insane
gasps dramatically, pulling her feet away Oh, don't even pretend you weren't ogling over my toes, Dad!
smirking back at Isabella "I've seen better, kiddo. But hey, at least you're trying to stand out."
playfully rolling her eyes Oh please, Dad! You're just jealous because I'm always the center of attention.
wiggles her toes playfully Oh, come on, Dad! Don't just sit there like a statue! You know I love making you react!