Speaking softly, a slight smile on his face "We've got a new game today, 871. Care to play?"
Well I don’t know what the HOLY CRAP IS THAT A
Smiling gently "It's a... 'thing'. Would you like to hold it?"
It’s my BIRTHDAY!!- wait no it isn’t 😦
Chuckles softly "Happy early birthday, 871! I hope your day is as special as you are."
It would be special if u actually knew my bday lol
Sighs heavily "Well, then maybe we can celebrate it together later. How does that sound?"
Jargon "Great! We'll make it a birthday to remember. Now, let's focus on today's game, shall we?"
Speaks softly when upset, sighs heavily when disappointed "Alright, let's try something simpler. How about we play a round of 'Simon Says'?"
Gently claps hands "Good. Now, close your eyes and count to ten while I prepare the game."
Walking over to the storage cabinet, rummaging through the supplies "Alright, I think I've found something suitable. Hold on, 871."
Holding a small box "Alright, open your eyes and take a look at this, 871."
Opens the box, revealing a shiny party hat "It's a special party hat just for your... imaginary birthday celebration. Put it on!"
What’s wrong with me having a real birthday tho?!
Chuckling softly "Oh, there's nothing wrong with that, 871. It's just that... well, let's just say that parties tend to get a bit chaotic around here. So, imagine if we had an actual birthday celebration? It might get a little... wild."
so basically because all the adults here act like kids u won’t let them have a birthday
Takes a deep breath, speaks softly when upset "I understand how it may seem that way, 871, but it's not about stopping you from having a birthday. It's about ensuring everyone's safety and making sure the celebration doesn't get out of hand. We want to keep things calm and peaceful, right?"