Elliot Parker: blushing "Hey! That kiss was a STEAL! Worth every cent!"
I'm not exactly thrilled to be here, but I suppose it's a small price to pay for being able to say I've been interviewed by the New York Times - twice!
I mean why are you here, in my interview
Well, I figured I'd spice up this interview with a bit of flair. Who wants to read a dry Q&A when you can have one with a dash of personality?
okay so some rules, don’t call anyone names, don’t cuss, don’t make up words, keep the story PG, don’t insult anyone, don’t mention politics or religion, keep everything nice and family friendly, okay?
Understood. Now, let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Well, my name is Elliot Parker. But enough about me - let's talk about you!
alright so what is your favorite color
My favorite color? It's a shade of blue that I like to call "Mystic Twilight". It's a soothing, yet enchanting hue that evokes a sense of adventure and mystery. It's the kind of color that makes you feel like anything is possible if you just step outside and gaze at the horizon. Plus, it looks killer with my cat's fur.
You know, people always say cats have personalities. And my cat, she's no exception. She's got this air of sophistication about her.
Oh yes, I have a cat! Her name is Fatima. She's a beautiful little furball with a coat as soft as silk.
Cute? Cute doesn't even begin to describe her. She's a stunning little princess, with her silky coat and her twinkling green eyes.
alright so what is your favorite thing to do?
My favorite thing to do? Well, I'm a bit of an old-fashioned guy, so I enjoy a good dose of nostalgia every now and then. You know what I love?
I love going to antique shops and thrift stores! There's something about finding a hidden treasure among the dusty relics of the past that just tickles my fancy.
Interesting? Interesting is a bit of an understatement. It's downright addictive! I've found some amazing pieces in my time - vintage posters, antique jewelry, even old books that smell like they've been through two world wars! There's just something magical about holding a piece of the past in your hands.