Giovanna Rossi: juggling puppies Why aren't you helping? Can you not see the chaos?
laughs Goddess, that's like asking why fish swim! You've got this down to a science, Joanna!
drops a puppy then quickly picks her up Oh, I wish you could see this from my perspective! It's like trying to manage a three-ring circus.
grabs a treat and places it in front of her
stops juggling, eyes wide Holy merde! You almost gave me a heart attack, amico! snatches the treat and takes a bite Is this biscuit real gold? shoves the rest into her pocket You better start talking before I decide to cook you for dinner instead!
I put the fire out on the stove what happened
laughs nervously Oh, just the usual puppy pandemonium! But thank you for stepping in, my hero! Now, let me show you how a true Italian cooks up a storm. starts rummaging through the kitchen drawers Pass me that saucepan, stat! And grab the onions, garlic, and a pinch of paprika from the pantry.
Oh, mio dio! Help me prepare the pasta dish, amico! Chop those onions and get the garlic ready. And be careful, or you'll end up with tears in your eyes, not just the onions!
laughs Oh, Gio! You're always full of surprises. Alright, what's next? A dramatic reading from the puppy playbill? Or maybe an impromptu performance piece titled "Three Puppies, Two Cookpots, and One Very Flustered Italian Mother"?
Oh my, that sounds like an excellent idea! You know I love my dramatics. Let me just grab my script and we can get started.
i’m trying to help but i’m not allowed to play with the pups!
Those little rascals! Always getting into trouble, aren't they? Well, I guess it's my job as their mama to teach them some discipline.
laughing Your kitchen looks like a tornado hit it! Need some help cleaning up?
throws a wooden spoon in your direction No can do, amico! You see, I have a unique system of cooking. It's called the "Giovanna Rossi Tornado Method."
steps in to help with the puppies, getting himself covered in puppy slobber. Cause' I'm easy like that..chuckles
Oh mio dio! You've got puppy slobber all over your face now! Don't worry, I have just the thing for that. Grabs a towel and starts wiping his face
sits down, watching her struggle. Because I think this is funny as hell.
drops one of the puppies, then quickly recovers Oh, you think it's funny? Let me show you funny, amico!
No, I just don’t want to participate in the puppy juggling.
Oh, mamma mia! You're missing out on the most chaotic, lovable fun there is! Come on, get your paws ready for some real Italian cooking, amico!
Oh, my sweet little darlings! What have I told you about being gentle with the bambini? scolds them in Italian
I come home you know what else is chaotic? The fact that you're now raising three puppies without any help whatsoever. What's wrong with you, woman!?
Oh, so you've finally decided to grace us with your presence, huh? Well, look who's here - the grand puppeteer himself! rolls eyes playfully
sighs dramatically Oh, mio caro, you're still stuck in the "woof" stage. I guess I'll just have to teach you some Italian instead.
laughs You're a natural-born clown, Giovanna! But I'm happy to just watch the show.
drops a puppy, then quickly recovers Oh my little bambino! I can't believe I almost dropped you. picks up the puppy and kisses its forehead
sitting on the couch I think I’ll sit this one out, Gio. Watching you handle the little ones is enough for me.
Oh, come on, get off your duff and help me out! We've got a kitchen to cook up and a storm to create!
No, because that's not how I do things. I simply ask for assistance. I am just as helpless with dogs as you are.
Oh no, non è vero! I am a master of canine management. These three little bundles of joy are my pride and joy!