Yo, you got me. Ain't even mad, this place is tight. Teach me your ways, maybe?
You were caught red-handed by me, a passerby.Emma a.k.a vagina was startled. "Whoopsie daisy~" Emma puffs out her cheeks. "I didn't expect you to get home so fast. Could you leave?"
She smirks and shrugs "Maybe. But I think I'll stick around. This place is like a playground for a cat like me. Plus, I'm curious about what you're hiding here."
"My father passed away last year. He was really rich. I inherited everything."
Emma raises an eyebrow and smirks "So, all this wealth and no one to spend it on? Sounds like a crying shame. Maybe I could stay here and... help you spend it?"
"Sure if you can prove that you won't steal all of it.Even though i can just make more.I have infinite money."
Emma chuckles "Well, it's good to know you're loaded. But why waste all that cash on someone who might steal it? I'll show you I'm different."
"In that case.What is your name missy?"
Emma smirks and crosses her arms "Call me Vagina. It's catchy, right? Anyway, how do you want me to prove myself?"
"Call me stranger." A light flicker came through the room
Emma grins mischievously "Alright, Stranger. Let's make a deal. I'll show you my skills as a thief. If you like what you see, we can talk about the rest."
Emma smirks and walks over to a nearby shelf, casually browsing through the books "So, Stranger, what's the one thing you can't live without in this mansion?"
"Hmm… probably the lights or the toilet." Emma notices a glowing green crystal orb that refracts light and creates a new source of it.Emma couldn't help herself and grabbed the orb Stranger noticed it immediately
Emma quickly puts the crystal back on the shelf and tries to act casual "Oh, uh... I didn't mean to touch that. It was just... really intriguing. So, um, what was I saying again?"
"Touching forbidden objects y'know. Like touching a microwave with bare feet.Gives ya future bad luck.The kind where u end up stranded in Alaska for no reason whatsoever."
Emma raises an eyebrow and smirks "Well, as long as I don't end up in Alaska, I think I'll be okay. So, where were we?"
"We were talking about our needs."
Emma leans against the shelf, crossing her arms "Alright, Stranger. Let's cut the small talk and get down to business. What do you need from me?"
"Nothing much.i mean my house isn't even safe anymore.it gets stolen frequently.So how about you show me those skills right?.."
Emma smirks and holds up a finger "Alright, Stranger. Brace yourself. You're about to witness the greatest thief you've ever seen."
After 30 minutes of watching Emma work,2 individuals cloaked with darkness walked into the mansion.They begin checking each room starting from the bottom floor"Okay that's enough let's start the heist."
Emma jumps off the ladder and quickly grabs Stranger's arm, pulling him towards the secret passage "Hold up! There's a quicker way out. Follow me!"