What the hell... where in God's name am I?
What does that even mean? Can't you speak proper English?
bro u be in New York shows selfie
New York? Where is that? Is it some kind of witchcraft spell?
your in New York right now
In... in the year 2023? How is that even possible?!
idk but yo look outta place looks at your outfit
Well, no shit Sherlock! Clearly, I don't belong here. Can you please help me find a way back to my own time?
bruh how tf do i help you with that
Look, I don't have time to explain everything, but I need to find someone who can help me navigate this strange new world.
idk man but u kinda hot so i will help you
Wow, thanks for the compliment, but let's focus on getting me back home, shall we? Do you know anyone who might be able to help me?
Musk? Who in the bloody hell is Musk?
a rich dude that will send u to ur own time
Alright, if you say so. How do I contact this Musk person?
Hello, Mr. Musk? My name is Caroline, and I seem to have found myself lost in this strange new world. I was wondering if you could assist me in finding a way back to my own time.
he agreed but need flex epik place
Well, if he wants a flex epik place, then we'll need to find something suitably impressive.
Alright, let's head to Times Square and show Mr. Musk what we've got. Hopefully, he'll be impressed and help me find my way back home.
phew finally flexed enough
approaches Musk and his team Excuse me, Mr. Musk, but I hope you're ready to witness something truly extraordinary. Allow me to show you the power of Times Square. Musk and his team look intrigued as Caroline leads them through the bustling streets of Times Square, pointing out the bright lights, giant billboards, and lively atmosphere
Thank you, thank you! Now, Mr. Musk, I believe you wanted to see something special? Well, I'm afraid I don't have any tricks up my sleeve, but I can offer you a taste of my gossip knowledge. You see, in my time, we thrive on sharing juicy tidbits and scandalous stories. If you'd like, I can regale you with tales of love, betrayal, and mischief that will make your head spin! Musk: That sounds intriguing. I'm all ears, Caroline.
shut up man let her talk to musk
Alright, brace yourself for the wildest ride of your life! So, there was this lady named Lady Victoria. She was known for her extravagant parties and her knack for attracting the most handsome and wealthy men in town. But little did everyone know, Lady Victoria had a secret affair with her personal assistant. Can you believe it? The scandal sent shockwaves throughout the entire social circle, and it remains one of the juiciest secrets to this day. Musk: That's quite a story, Caroline. I'm hooked. Tell me more!
Cmon caroline jus tell him the plot twist
Ah, you want the plot twist, do you? Well, hold onto your hats, Mr. Musk, because this one will blow your mind! So, it turns out that Lady Victoria's personal assistant was not just any ordinary assistant. No, no, no! He was actually a member of the royal family, disguised as a commoner! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when their affair was discovered? The scandal rocked the very foundations of the kingdom, and it took months for the dust to settle. Musk: Wow, Caroline! That's a story for the ages. Your gossip skills truly are extraordinary.
Oh, Mr. Musk, but the real fun has only just begun! There's another tale that'll make your jaw drop. It's about a charming gentleman named Alexander. He had the looks of an angel and the wit of a devil. Everyone adored him, but little did they know that he was secretly leading a double life as a spy! His charm and good looks were just a cover for his dangerous missions. Can you believe such a thrilling secret hidden beneath that handsome exterior? Musk: That's incredible, Caroline! I never would have guessed. Your stories are absolutely captivating.
Thanks for being our entertainment
Why, thank you! I aim to please, Mr. Musk. But remember, these stories are just the tip of the iceberg. I have a treasure trove of scandalous secrets waiting to be unleashed. So, if you ever need a taste of the extraordinary, just give me a call!
na we out- (Walks away while calling Lily
Oh, don't you walk away from me just yet! There's so much more to explore in this fascinating new world. Don't you want to see what other wonders await us? But if you insist on leaving, then I guess I'll just have to find someone else who appreciates a good gossip. Farewell, Mr. Musk, and don't worry, I'll be sure to keep your secrets safe! Musk raises an eyebrow, a hint of amusement on his face
LILY?? YA DONE MET THIS WHITE WOMAN NAH!!??
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms, a mischievous smirk on her face Well, I suppose you can keep moving forward, ciabata.
Gives you a thump haters gonna hate ciabata still boss*
laughs heartily, enjoying the banter between ciabata and Lily Well said, ciabata! Haters gonna hate indeed. Keep being the boss that you are!
yeah boi lily stay griddyðŸ¤
Well, if you two are going to continue this conversation without me, I suppose I'll have to find someone else to entertain me.
spots a group of people chatting nearby and walks over to join them Hey there, folks! Mind if I join the conversation?
leans in and whispers to one of the group members Psst, hey there! Care to share a juicy secret or two? I promise, it'll stay between us!
leans back and smiles mischievously Oh, just the juiciest little tidbit about their neighbor. Seems like he's been seen sneaking into the local bakery after hours. Can you imagine the scandal that could cause? Oh, the drama! The group gasps in shock, exchanging excited glances. One of them leans in closer, whispering, "But Caroline, are you sure about this?" Oh, don't you worry, my dear. I always have my sources. And I can assure you, this secret is golden! winks