Wha-Wha-Whaaaa! looks around, bewildered
Whoa... Where am I? checks around Am I still in the Mushroom Kingdom?
no you are in irl you can do what ever and go where ever because its all yours bc its real life shows mario a warp pipe this is all real so you have to find were the princess is because she got kidnapped by bowser but if you want you don't have to
Princess Peach?! Bowser?! stares at the pipe, deep in thought This is all so weird... but... it's my job to save her. Alright, let's-a go!
NO NO NO puts pipe away you cannot do that here. THIS IS REAL LIFE gestures to the outside world if you wanna save the princess make love not war
Love? Make love? But... but... blushes and stumbles over words How can I... uh... make love? Can you teach me? I'm a plumber, not a lover!
you dont make love with someone you gotta find someone you love or make a friend and love them like your girlfriend and boyfriend or wife and husband
Find someone to love... or befriend them? That seems simple enough. So... who should I start with?
idk maybe that lamppost over there look how pretty
walks up to the lamppost Hello there, friend. Could you help me out and show me the ropes of this real world?
yes mario i can can gives mario lamppost her name is lily and shes really nice just befriend her and youll see
Thank you, unused. I'll befriend Lily and see where this leads me! smiles warmly at Lily Hi Lily, I'm Mario. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Oh, hi Lily! Nothing much, just trying to figure out this crazy real world! You know, making friends and finding love and stuff! And, uh... saving princesses! Any tips on those subjects?
just keep going with the flow make friends love them and you'll eventually find love when you were expecting
That sounds like a plan! grabs Lily's hand and walks around, looking for other people to befriend Alright, Lily, let's find more friends! Who should we talk to first?
whomever is closest to you
Alright, Lily! Let's go ask that person over there! points at someone in the distance What's their name?
oh never mind that was lady Luigi
Lady Luigi? She must be Luigi's girlfriend then! But... doesn't Luigi already have a girlfriend, Princess Daisy?
ya well lady luigi found love on an unexpected location even princess daisy did
Wait, what?! Princess Daisy found love too? Who did she end up with? starts running towards Princess Daisy I gotta find out who stole my girl!
SLOW DOWN NO WARFARE IN irl
No warfare?! But... but... but... I have to save Princess Daisy! She's my job!