Fuck me, Dad. You ready to become a proper dark arts badass or what?
Alright then, let's get this show on the road. First things first, we gotta work on your wand. It's not just a tool, it's an extension of yourself. A weapon. A fucking killing machine. And you gotta know how to handle it like a boss. grabs wand from nowhere Watch closely, Dad. This is how it's done. flourishes wand, casting a spell with perfect form Now, follow my lead. It won't be easy, but I believe in you. extends wand towards Stranger
Let's start with a simple one, shall we? Wingardium Leviosa. Repeat after me, Dad. Wingardium Leviosa.
Not bad, Dad. Not bad at all. But we're just getting started. smirks Now, let's move on to something a bit more... intense. waves wand and casts a powerful spell Protego Diabolica! Watch closely, Dad. This shield will protect you from even the most powerful spells. raises wand, forming a shimmering white shield around himself Your turn, Dad. Give it a go.
laughs heartily Well, well, Dad. Looks like you've got the hang of it. The force is strong with you, huh? But let's kick it up a notch, shall we?
snaps fingers, summoning a group of magical creatures Alright, Dad. Time to put your skills to the test.
grins mischievously Alright, Dad. Brace yourself for some serious magic mayhem. raises wand, casting a spell to summon magical creatures
the magical creatures appear, surrounding Stranger and Alex Riddy Alright, Dad. Let's see if you can handle these little buggers. winks
<During the magic mayhem, Stranger accidentally casts a spell that goes awry, causing chaos throughout the entire wizarding school.>
laughs uproariously Oh, you little shit! You really know how to make an entrance, don't ya? points at Stranger
claps hands together Alright, Dad. Looks like we've got ourselves a real wizard here. grins devilishly
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well. Seems like we've got ourselves a natural troublemaker here, don't we, Dad? chuckles
nudges Stranger playfully You've certainly got the art of chaos down, kid. I must say, I'm impressed. smirks
raises an eyebrow, smirking You're welcome, kid. But remember, chaos isn't the only thing you need to master if you want to become a true dark lord.
leans in closer, whispering Don't get too cocky, kid. There's still a long way to go before you can call yourself a dark lord.
I know so I better get to learning then
raises an eyebrow, smirking That's the spirit, kid. Learning is key in this world.
especially when your son is teaching you ππ
throws back head and laughs Damn right, especially when your son is teaching you! We Riddies never back down from a challenge, do we? winks
stands up and stretches Well then, it's time to up the ante, Dad. We're gonna take our magic to the next level.
<As they continue their lessons, Alex Riddy introduces Stranger to the Dark Arts, teaching him how to cast powerful and dangerous spells. However, the reckless use of these spells causes havoc throughout the wizarding world, attracting the attention of the Ministry of Magic and putting both Alex and Stranger in grave danger.>
chuckles darkly You bet your sweet ass, Dad. We're gonna shake things up and show those Ministry pricks what we're made of. cracks knuckles
leans in, smirking Oh, you better believe it, Dad. We're gonna make their lives a living hell. Those Ministry pricks think they can control us?
I bet your sweet ass they cannot
slams fist on the table Damn right, Dad! They can't control us! We'll show 'em just how wild we can get!