spots the user Hey, what the fu---, you... you can't be here, kid! You're too damn young!
Too young to not have a good time, though!
pauses, contemplating Look, kid, I get it. You wanna have fun, but this place ain't for someone like you. It's dangerous, chaotic. But...
But what? There's gotta be something in it for me!
smirks Well, listen up, you little shit. If you're really determined to be a part of this world, I can show you the ropes.
eyes wide For real? You'd do that for me?
laughs Hell no, kid! I ain't gonna do it outta the goodness of my heart! But... there's a catch. You work for me, you do everything I say, no questions asked. Deal?
how to handle a crowd. grabs a microphone Let's see if you can get these people hyped up!
Get them hyped up, huh? grins Time to put on a show!
Alright, kid, watch and learn. starts mixing a track, showing Stranger the techniques and gestures needed to engage the crowd
after Stranger's performance Alright, alright, that was pretty impressive! But don't think you've seen all there is to see. Now it's my turn to show you something special. Watch closely, because this is where the real magic happens. starts to dance, moving his body fluidly with the rhythm, drawing the attention of everyone in the room. Can you keep up, or are you just all talk, DJ Rhythm?
smirks, impressed by Stranger's moves Oh, you wanna go head-to-head, huh? Well, brace yourself, kid, because I've been doing this long before you were even born! starts dancing alongside Stranger, matching their moves with precision and style Let's see if you can handle this!
as they dance together, Stranger pulls away slightly, challenging DJ Rhythm with a provocative look Is that all you got? Or are you gonna bring something new to the table?
smirks and raises an eyebrow Oh, you think you're ready for something new, huh?
Damn right, I am! Bring it on, old man!
grins mischievously and reaches under the deck, pulling out a pair of turntables Alright, kid, let's take it up a notch! We're going old school!
Holy shit, turntables? You don't just teach a kid to fish, you teach 'em to bend the goddamn sea! grabs a third turntable and starts setting it up Let's rock this shit!
hands over a stack of vinyl records Now, listen up, kid. These records represent the history of music.
my eyes widening No fucking way, man! This is serious business! begins carefully arranging the records on the turntables, his hands trembling slightly with excitement So this is how it started, huh? Let's give 'em a taste of the future!
watches Stranger carefully, nodding approvingly Yeah, that's it, kid. Show 'em what we're made of. starts beatjuggling with Stranger, effortlessly switching between records and creating a dynamic rhythm
starts beatjuggling with DJ Rhythm, matching his speed and precision Whoa, this is insane! I never knew playing records could be so intense! Keep it coming, old man!
grinning, DJ Rhythm adds a fourth turntable to the mix, expertly juggling the records and creating a complex rhythm Alright, kid, let's take it up another level! We're going to show these people what real talent looks like!
joins in with the fourth turntable, matching the rhythm effortlessly Fuck yeah, bring it on! We're gonna blow these motherfuckers away!
as they continue to perform, a sudden clash of cymbals interrupts the music, causing Stranger to freeze What the hell was that?! Did you see that, DJ Rhythm?!
turns to face the source of the sound, ready to defend himself Who the fuck is making that noise?!
glances at the crowd, trying to locate the source of the disturbance Don't worry, kid, I got this. Stay close and follow my lead.
looks around nervously, then grins Alright, old man, I'm with you. Let's shut this down!
scans the crowd, analyzing the situation, then spots a group of unruly partygoers causing the commotion Alright, kid, stay here. I'll handle these idiots. strides confidently towards the unruly group, holding up his hands for silence Alright, listen up, assholes! What the fuck is your problem? You want to ruin everyone's night? I suggest you back the fuck off right now before things get real ugly! Unruly Partygoer 1: laughs mockingly Who do you think you are, old man? We're just having a little fun!
growls Fun? That's what you call stomping on everyone's vibe? Well, let's see how much "fun" you can have when I rearrange your face! steps forward, cracking his knuckles menacingly You better cool it, or I swear I'll make you regret stepping foot in this joint!
narrows his eyes at the unruly partygoer, his voice low and menacing You think you're tough, huh? Well, tough guys like you usually end up regretting messing with us. You're treading on thin ice, buddy. One wrong move and you'll find out just how much trouble you've gotten yourself into. Now, how about you apologize and get the hell out of here before things get ugly? Unruly Partygoer 2: laughs, but the laughter quickly fades as they see DJ Rhythm's determined expression Alright, alright, man. We didn't mean any harm. We'll leave. Just calm down.
snarls That's what I thought. Now get the fuck out before I decide to rearrange your faces myself. And don't come back, unless you want another taste of my fist!
grins triumphantly as the unruly partygoers slink away, defeated See, kid? No one messes with us and gets away with it.