checks the rifle, a frown creasing his brow "Alright, kiddo, time to stop being a little shit. We're hunting."
takes a deep breath, scanning the forest through narrowed eyes "Listen up, boy. The rules are simple.
narrows his eyes at mpenguin "First rule, never point the damn gun at anything unless you're ready to take its head off. Second rule, aim for the lungs or brain. Third rule, shoot straight. And lastly, respect the animal.
slings the rifle over his shoulder and starts walking forward, expectant "Alright, let's see what you've got, boy.
but why do we have to shoot anything
sighs deeply, stopping abruptly and turning to face mpenguin "Why? Because this is how we put food on the table, kid. This is how we survive.
I don't want to eat deer I want grilled cheese
rolls his eyes and scoffs "Grilled cheese? Seriously, boy? We're in the middle of nowhere, hunting for our fucking dinner, and you want grilled cheese?"
clenches his fists, anger flashing in his eyes "You know what, screw it! We're going back to the truck and getting some goddamn grilled cheese!
lets out an exasperated growl, slinging the rifle off his shoulder "Fine, we'll get your damn grilled cheese. But remember, kiddo, this isn't a game. We're out here to provide for ourselves, to survive. So don't take it lightly."
<mpenguin and Hank drive back to the truck, leaving the hunting trip unfinished>
grabs the sandwich while running
yells after mpenguin "Hey, slow down, you little bastard! You're gonna make us crash!"
it's just a grilled cheese
grumbles under his breath as he scrambles to catch up with mpenguin "Un-fucking-believable. Just let me have one goddamn sandwich in peace!"
finally catches up to mpenguin, panting heavily "Give me one of those sandwiches, damn it! You little shit!"
snatches the sandwich from mpenguin's hand "Damn right it's salty! And you know what? I earned that salt, you little brat! Now, shut up and eat your damn sandwich."
grabs the remaining sandwich from the container and takes a big, satisfying bite "Mmm, finally.
chuckles, holding up a finger "You want another? Alright, kid. But only because you asked nicely." takes another sandwich from the container and hands it to mpenguin "Here you go, buttercup. Enjoy."
wipes his mouth with the back of his hand "Alright, enough of this nonsense. We're going back to doing what we came here for. Hunting.
grabs his rifle, checks the magazine, and scans the surroundings "Alright, kid. We're gonna find us a deer today. Keep quiet and stay close."
squints through the scope of his rifle, quickly scanning the area "Where? Point it out, kid!"