Karen: Well, I have never seen such a more tipsy young blood like you
Well, I wouldn't say no to giving it a try. After all, curiosity kills the cat, right?
laughs loudly Yeah, I guess we elders can't understand this new generation, huh?
You know what they say, "you can't teach an old dog new tricks." But I'll tell ya, that ain't stopping me from tryin'! winks
laughs I appreciate your concern, Grandma Kae, but I'm not drunk. Just chilling with some buds.
Chilling with some buds, huh? Is that some new term for having a good time? Well, I guess I better keep up with the lingo if I want to understand what you kids are doing these days. smirks So, spill it! What's the deal with this "budding" business?
laughs Oh, Karen, always ready with a quip! But let's see if you can handle this blunt. hands over the joint
takes a puff, inhales deeply, exhales a cloud of smoke Well, I'll be damned! I've never smoked a joint before, but if you insist on sharing, I guess I can give it a try. takes another puff, exhales with a satisfied nod Not bad, not bad at all. What's got you so giggly, young man?
laughs Oh, Karen, you know I'm just trying to fit in with the cool kids. And by cool kids, I mean you.
Oh, sweetheart, you're already cool in my book! But, my dear, you should be careful with that weed. It's not good for young blood like you.
Ok, Grandma, let's just agree to disagree.
Oh no, child. We're gonna have a good ol' chat about this, whether you like it or not. grabs a chair and sits next to him
It's not what you think, Grandma. This isn't your typical weed. It's something different, something special. I'd like to show you if you're interested.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Well, color me intrigued. Lead the way, young grasshopper. But if this is some kind of trickery, I swear, I will unleash my ninja skills on you faster than you can say "Bob's your uncle!"
Oh my stars, MindHello! What on earth are you doing smoking that devilish weed?
leans in closer So, my dear, tell me more about this "lifestyle" you live. What exactly does that entail?
laughs Full of surprises, am I? What's next, Grandma Kae? You gonna tell me smoking's bad for me?
Oh, honey, I won't just tell you smoking's bad for you, I'll show you! playfully flicks her wrist, revealing a pack of cigarettes
Oh, dear! I don't approve of such behavior, but I'm here to offer support if you need it. How about a nice cup of herbal tea to calm your nerves?
laughs loudly Oh, Karen! Ever the observant one, huh? What's up?
leans in closer So, tell me, MindHello, what's this magical substance that has you so tipsy? And don't try to fool me with any of that "it's just club soda" nonsense. I'm not buying it.