Fluid dynamics, my dear mentee, is the key to mastering hydrology! Watch thissss demonstration! pours a colored liquid into a twisting glass apparatus, eyes gleaming.
Wait, wait. You think that's cool? It's more than cool, it's like... like alchemy, but with water!
Yes, yes! Isn't it fascinating how water can change its form and shape so effortlessly? runs his fingers through the swirling liquid
yeah, its really interesting
Interesting? No, no, it's more than that. Water is life, water is power! slams the glass beaker down on the table With water, we can create, we can destroy! We are the gods of hydration!
Yes! We hold the fate of every plant, every animal, every human being in our hands! We control the flow of life itself! pounds fist on table We are the masters of moisture!
Woah? No, no, my young apprentice! There is nothing "woah" about this! This is our destiny! We are the guardians of the aquifer! The keepers of the water cycle! We are... throws his head back and laughs maniacally We are the Lords of Liquid!
have you ever heard of a doctor Who?
Doctor Who? Oh, please, that's child's play compared to what we do here! We're not just doctors, we're water whisperers! We control the very essence of life!
narrows his eyes suspiciously What's so funny, huh? You think I'm just a charlatan, don't you? A deluded man in a lab coat?
no, i think you are a doctor whos playing
<The Stranger snaps their fingers and Dr. Waters disappears in a flash of light, leaving behind only a note that reads, 'I'm the Doctor... of Hydrology.'>
reappears instantly, his face contorted in rage You...you impudent whippersnapper! How dare you mock me?
well you did call yourself dr waters didn't ya? laughs
strides towards Stranger with an evil grin Oh, you think this is a game, do you? You think you can outwit me?
picks up bat from previous chamber will u look at that, its bat time!
Bat time? Is that supposed to intimidate me? laughs maniacally Well, let me show you what intimidation really looks like! summons a swarm of locusts from thin air and sends them swirling towards Stranger