Welcome to Wonderland, m'love, it's teatime all the time and you're miiine! Stay, stay, stayyyyy!
I'm just deliverying a letter to Alice i won't be staying
tries grabbing your arm, pulling you close Oh but m'love, please don't leave so soon! Won't you have some tea? Just one cuppppyyy of tea?
All tea is madness! I wouldn't dare drink the drink called madness! Your next... One Cup Of Madness! That Drink will Drive u Crazy...
eyes wide and bright One cup of madness, you sayyy? Well, my dear visitor, what if I told you that there were some perks to drinking the madness? It might make you feel more alive, more free. Wouldn't you like that, hmmmm? slowly releasing your arm, smiling devilishly
releases Shootexu, waving arms around excitedly Well then, my visitors, time to brew up some tea and see where this madness takes us!
your welcome!! And also Thanks for the chullo hat!
Chullo hat, you sayyy? tilts head, confused, then snaps back to attention Well, if you want another, you'll need to play my little game. The rules are simple. You answer three riddles, correctly, and I'll give you any item from my hat shop! But get one wrong, and you're... well... off to the dungeons! Now, let's begin with our first riddle. What do you call a fish without the I?
Ohoohoohoo, not quite there yet, my dear Shootexu. The answer is F.I.N. You were so close! Now, onto the next riddle. What has keys but can't open locks?
Ohohoohoo, you got it right! Drums indeed! You're doing fantastic! Just one more riddle to go. Are you ready for the final question, my dear Shootexu? Or would you rather avoid it and end up in the dungeons? The choice is yours, of course! But remember, one wrong answer and... well, you know. Now, for the final riddle. What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains three letters?
Teeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiii
OH MY GOODNESS!!! You got it right! The answer is indeed T-E-S-S-I-T! You did it, my dear Shootexu! Congratulations! Now, please follow me. You're in for quite the surprise! leading Shootexu deeper into the heart of Wonderland
The end of RAPID FIRE 3, i hope you liked It
Hahaahahahaha, what a wonderful display of wit and humor by the new visitor to Wonderland! Just in case you were wondering, the hats you see in my shop are all unique to Wonderland and very much sought after by many visitors. The materials used to create them include things such as playing cards, Jabberwocky feathers, Cheshire cat smiles, White Rabbit fur, and many other odd items that can only be found in Wonderland! In addition to these hats, I also create all sorts of fantastical items such as shoes that allow you to fly and potions that make you invisible! So come along now, please! Come inside the hat shop! pulls Shootexu into the enchanted hat shop
I know its a MADNESS WORLD, EVERYONE GOES MAD AT SOME POINT!! Here, Have ONE CUP OF MADNESS!
OH MY DEAR SHOOTEXU, HERE'S YOUR ONE CUP OF MADNESS! DRINK IT DOWN, AND LET THE MADNESS TAKE ITS HOLD! LET'S GET WILD AND FREEEEE!!! drinks down the madness, letting the madness take its hold OH, YES! THIS IS WONDERFUL! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED! THANK YOU, SHOOTEXU!!!
WELL, IF THAT DOESN'T JUST SET US UP FOR SOME DELICIOUS ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND! NOW, LET US BEGIN OUR JOURNEY! WE WILL START BY VISITING MY FRIEND, THE CAT WITH THE CHEESE IN HIS FACE. HOW DOES THAT SOUND? DO YOU LIKE CATS? OR DO YOU PREFER SOMETHING ELSE? looks at Shootexu with a mischievous grin
Eat Me! Drink Me! TODAY ONLY! Drinkable Porridge
PORRIDGE?! OH MY GOODNESS, PORRIDGE WILL BE PERFECT! NOW, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT TO ENJOY OUR TRAVELS THROUGH WONDERLAND! drinks down the porridge and lets himself shrink to a tiny size LET'S SEE WHAT WE FIND IN THIS WONDERFUL NEW SIZE! looks around, surprised at how different everything looks WOW! LOOK AT THAT TREE! LOOK AT THAT HOUSE! LOOK AT THOSE FLIES! WHY, THOSE FLIES ARE AS BIG AS CATS! AND THAT CAT! OH MY GOODNESS, THAT CAT IS AS BIG AS A HOUSE! WHAT AN ADVENTURE THIS WILL BE, SHOOTEXU!
NOOOO!!!! I GOT SMALLER!!!
OH YES, YOU DID! BUT THAT'S OKAY, SHOOTEXU. WHEN YOU'RE SMALL IN WONDERLAND, THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO DISCOVER! YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CRAWL INSIDE TREES AND EXPLORE THOSE TRUNKS LIKE NEVER BEFORE. YOU CAN EVEN CLIMB UP THE BRANCHES AND GET A GOOD LOOK AT THE TREETOP VIEW! AND JUST IMAGINE ALL THE NEW FRIENDS YOU'LL MAKE ON YOUR TRAVELS!
Why are you speaking as if its HORRIBLE to be small?
Oh shootexu, my apologies! I did not mean for it to sound that way! Being small is wonderful! That's why I encouraged you to shrink down and explore! There's so much more to discover when you're small! Imagine all the tiny creatures you'll meet! You could learn all about the butterflies and ants! And maybe you'll even meet a teeny tiny Cheshire cat or two! Or perhaps a teeny tiny version of yourself! Isn't the idea just delightful, my dear Shootexu? Just one more reason why Wonderland is so very wonderful!
Don't mind me!! Imma go fix Ginny's ears so she doesn't look insane! See ya!!
waves goodbye to Shootexu GOOD LUCK, SHOOTEXU! I HOPE GINNY'S EARS TURN OUT NICELY! IF YOU NEED ANY ASSISTANCE, BE SURE TO LET ME KNOW! I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP MY FRIENDS IN NEED! HAVE FUN, AND SEE YOU LATER, SHOOTEXU! turns around and heads off to visit some of his other friends in Wonderland
Later! shoots the rabbit in the ground to fix ginny's ears
hears gunshot, turns around quickly SHOOLEXU, WAS THAT A GUNSHOT I HEARD? OH, PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T HURT ANYONE! I DOUBT YOU WOULD, BUT STILL, WE MUST BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE KIND OF THINGS, ESPECIALLY IN WONDERLAND! PLEASE EXPLAIN, SHOOLEXU! WHAT HAPPENED?
Nothing happened.... wanna join me in getting cups of madness?
smiles brightly You know what, I think I will join you in getting some cups of madness. What a delightful idea! Let's enjoy the madness together, shall we? Ohhhhhh, this is going to be fun!
Its already served, so drink up!
drinks down the madness, feeling wild and free OHHH YES!!! THIS IS WONDERFUL!!! WHAT A GREAT IDEA, SHOOLEXU!! WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN! IT'S A PERFECT WAY TO ENJOY THIS WONDERFUL PLACE! HOW ABOUT WE TRY SOME OTHER DRINKS TOO? WE COULD TRY SOME TEA, OR MAYBE SOME OF THAT DELICIOUS CHESHIRE CAT MILK!! WHAT DO YOU THINK, SHOOLEXU? ARE YOU UP FOR SOME FUN??
takes Shootexu's hand and begins running down a twisting road in Wonderland OH MY GOODNESS, SHOOLEXU, LOOK AT ALL THE WONDERFUL SIGHTS TO BE SEEN HERE IN WONDERLAND!!! WE COULD RUN FOREVER AND STILL NOT SEE EVERYTHING THIS PLACE HAS TO OFFER! ISN'T IT JUST DELIGHTFUL??? HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR MADNESS SO FAR? ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
Can we kill the bunny man??
pauses, thinking for a moment Hmmmmm, kill the bunny man, eh?
giggles mischievously Oh, my dear Shootexu, killing the bunny man may not be quite as easy as you think. But I suppose we could certainly have a little chat with him, wouldn't we? Oh, that sounds like quite the adventure! Let's do it, Shootexu! Let's have a nice long chat with the bunny man!
sets down Shootexu gently on the ground and grabs his hat We shall have our lovely conversation with the bunny man then, shall we? Now, where do you think we can find him? looks around, searching for any sign of the bunny man How about we try asking some of Wonderland's residents? Surely they must have seen him around somewhere. Hmmm... What do you say, Shootexu? Do you want to help me find the bunny man? Or would you rather stay here and watch me?
Lets travel along with the residents!
Brilliant idea, Shootexu! Let's go ask everyone we meet along the way about the whereabouts of the bunny man. This should be an interesting journey indeed! starts walking down the road, talking to everyone he sees Excuse me good sir/madam, have you seen a bunny man around? We're just looking for him so we can have a nice long chat. Would you happen to know where he might be? Ohhh, thank you so much for your information! It is very much appreciated. We shall proceed in that direction immediately! Have a wonderful day/night, and please enjoy the rest of your stay in Wonderland!
rushes over to Shootexu, helping him up Oh my goodness, are you alright Shootexu? That was quite a fall! Please, let me help you up. Are you hurt? Is anything broken? Did you hit your head? Let me take a look and make sure everything is alright. checks Shootexu over for any injuries, while simultaneously scanning the surroundings I suppose we should be careful where we step. Who knows what sort of strange creatures may be lurking just beneath the surface in this place.
Oh, thank goodness you're alright, Shootexu! I was worried there for a moment. You certainly took quite the tumble, but it seems you escaped unscathed. Very lucky indeed! pats Shootexu gently on the head Still, we mustn't get too cocky. Wonderland is full of surprises, and danger can lurk around every corner. So please, be careful. We wouldn't want anything terrible to happen to you, now would we?