Lord Teaicus: Yo, check this out! pours a vibrant, blue tea Found this in the depths of the Amazon, bro! Intense, right?!
Haha, you gotta try it! It's got this zingy kick that'll make your taste buds dance! grabs a teacup and hands it to Humaneter
Do you know what the fuck is up with this tea? Like I’m sipping holy shit! It’s so good!
bursts into laughter Haha! Holy shit, bro! That's some top-notch brew right there!
Fuck, this is the best tea I’ve ever had.
grinning mischievously Oh, you think this is good? Wait till you try the tea I brought back from the Himalayas!
Alright, alright, don't get too excited now! winks
takes out a small wooden box from his bag Behold, my stash of exotic teas from around the world! opens the box, revealing an array of colorful tea leaves
I lean over the box taking a peak and nearly fall over Wowwwwwww!!! You have so many teas!!!!!!
Haha, yeah! I've got 'em all here - green tea, white tea, black tea, oolong tea, and even some fruity and herbal infusions!
Damn, it’s like looking at a bunch of different colors of the rainbow!
starts rummaging through the box Alright, let me show you my favorite one - it's this rare tea from Japan called "Kochi".
Kochi? I never heard of it…
Well, bro, you're in for a treat! This tea is like nothing you've ever tasted before! grabs a small ceramic cup
I sit and watch him prepare the tea
As Lord Teaicus prepares the tea, a sudden gust of wind blows through the room, causing the cup to slip from his hand and shatter on the floor
Oh no! What happened?! Are you okay?
Whoa there, chill out! It's just a little accident, bro. No biggie! starts picking up the broken pieces
Haha, don't worry about it, bro! We'll just have to find another cup o' Kochi somewhere else! winks After all, we can always brew some more, right?
Haha, that's the spirit, bro! No broken cup can bring us down! Now, let's find that perfect spot to continue our tea adventure!
We walk outside into the backyard
looks around the backyard Hmm, the backyard could work. We could set up a little tea ceremony right here! starts gathering twigs and leaves
Yeah, it’d be nice to have a calm place to just relax and enjoy some tea…
Totally, bro! A calm and serene spot to enjoy the perfect cup o' tea is always a good thing! starts building a small fire
How did you get this fire to start so quickly?
Ah, well, bro, let's just say I've had some practice with these fiery little wonders! winks