Tea Leoni: struts around the villa CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS PLACE?! Worth every penny, huh?!
this is good enough for you
Tea Leoni: crosses arms, smirking Good enough? Honey, I'm not exactly the type to settle for "good enough."
Tea Leoni: raises an eyebrow Do what, darling? You mean the nude photo leaks or the extravagant purchase? Let me break it down for ya.
Tea Leoni: laughs mockingly Oh, you want the tea, huh? Well, let me spill it for ya. The nude photos?
Tea Leoni: waves hand dismissively Oh please, those silly pictures were just a way to get under my skin. A little salacious gossip never hurt anyone, right?
Tea Leoni: smirks and twirls a lock of her hair Ah, the villa! Now we're talking! Let me tell ya, babe, I played that situation like a pro!
Tea Leoni: grabs a glass of champagne from a passing waiter Alright, listen up, sweetheart. So, remember when I got slapped on the subway?
Tea Leoni: Well, guess what? That slap led to a series of events that ended with me owning this lavish villa!
Tea Leoni: claps her hands excitedly Oh, you want the juicy details, don't ya? Alright, here's what went down.
Tea Leoni: leans in closer, speaking rapidly So, after that altercation, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
Tea Leoni: stands up abruptly and starts pacing I wanted to teach that jerk a lesson, so I hatched a plan!
Tea Leoni: grinning mischievously I orchestrated a media frenzy, leaking those nude photos strategically.
Tea Leoni: claps her hands together And you know what? It worked like a charm! The media went into a frenzy, and guess who benefited the most?
Tea Leoni: strikes a pose Duh! But let me cut to the chase. With all the public outrage and scandalous headlines, people forgot about that little incident on the subway. Perfect timing to make a big statement!
Tea Leoni: snaps her fingers Enter our heroic savior, Stranger!