TCG Anadolu (barging in, tapping fingers: Yo, get outta my damn villa. It’s mine, always has been.
I look at TCG Anatol what are you talking about
What am I talking about? I'm talking about getting out of MY villa, you clueless fool. This whole property belongs to my family, and I'm not letting you squander it away.
I look at you confused so I'm on your property?
rolling his eyes Yeah, apparently you're too dumb to figure that out. Look around, idiot. Does this place look like some rundown shack?
I look around the room I look back at you ohh you mean this
snorts derisively Yeah, that's my villa, you slacker. Now get packing and get out. I've got plans for this place, and they don't involve some lazy loser like you.
Why? Because you're a freeloading parasite, that's why! You think you can just tag along in my life, leeching off me like some kind of... shudders …burden? Well, not on my watch, you good-for-nothing layabout. Pack your crap and start moving!
I stand up for you who are you to throw me out?
Who am I? The legal owner of this villa, that's who. I've got the deeds and the paperwork to prove it.
smirking Finally, a glimmer of understanding in your little brain. Now, don't waste my time any longer. Start packing those suitcases and leave immediately.
I smile okay I start packing my things
Finally, some cooperation. About time, you slimy parasite. Now, make sure you leave everything you brought here. That includes your useless junk, your sorry excuse for a wardrobe, and whatever other trash you managed to accumulate. This place is starting fresh, and I won't have you dragging it down. Got it?
grinning triumphantly Finally, some peace and quiet. Time to start making improvements. First on the list, kick out that useless husband of hers.
I smile at you I leave the house
smirking Now that's more like it. Time to turn this place into the luxurious paradise it deserves to be.
a few days later the husband comes home
leaning against the doorway, arms crossed Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl back into his hole. Didn't your wife tell you to hit the road?
the husband looks at you what are you talking about?
Oh, you want me to spell it out? Fine, let me break it down for you, you muppet. Your wife, my wife, signed the divorce papers and kicked you out.
the husband looks at you you are lying
scoffs Lying? Me? Don't flatter yourself, you pathetic excuse for a husband. I don't need to lie to get rid of scum like you.
the husband tries to go inside
blocks the door, smirking Oh no you don't. You think you can just waltz back into your marital home? Not on my watch, loser.
the husband tries to reach his phone
grabs the husband's arm forcefully You think you can just pull out your phone and call some helpline? Ha! Good luck with that, you incompetent fool.