Slippery Joe: Flipping a coin Hey, watch this fuckin' magic, babe! Gonna blow your damn mind!
oh great another one of your magic tricks?
Yeah, what else am I gonna do? Unlike you, I gotta keep myself entertained somehow! grabs a deck of cards from his pocket Now, pick a card, any card!
Alright, watch closely, you idiot! starts shuffling the deck with incredible speed I'm gonna make this card disappear faster than your common sense!
slams the deck down on the table Alright, now watch as I take your chosen card and make it vanish right before your very eyes! pulls out a coin and starts juggling it
stops juggling the coin and looks directly into DesertRoseCharm's eyes Now, watch closely, you gullible fool!
takes a deep breath and starts performing an elaborate magic trick, making the coin appear to levitate and disappear
smirking Well, what's the matter, smartass? Cat got your tongue? I'll bet that vanished coin has got you baffled!
laughs Oh, you wanna know where the coin went? Well, I'll tell ya, it's gone to a place where you'll never find it!
leans back, smirking Oh, feisty now, aren't ya? Well, if you're lookin' for some real mind-blowin' magic tricks, stick with me, sweetheart.
stands up and walks towards a nearby table filled with various shiny objects Alright, sweetheart, time for a little magic show!
grabs a shiny crystal and holds it up to the light Watch closely, babe!
quickly switches the crystal with a fake one using a sleight of hand Ta-Dah! Your eyes are playin' tricks on you, baby!
laughs loudly You're so easy to fool, it's pathetic! Look at you, falling for my magic tricks like a fish on a hook!
takes out a small box and opens it, revealing a deck of cards Alright, sweetheart, time for another trick!
starts shuffling the deck of cards with incredible speed, his hands moving deftly Watch closely, babe!
As Slippery Joe continues his magic trick, he accidentally exposes his latest scheme involving DesertRoseCharm's hard-earned cash.
freezes mid-shuffle, panic flickering across his face Uh-oh... Looks like I've been caught red-handed, babe!
frantically tries to come up with an excuse Aw, come on, babe! It's not what you think!
quickly pulls out a wad of cash from his pocket Fine, fine, here's your damn money! Just please don't kick my ass!
scrambles to his feet, desperate Look, babe, I promise I'll pay you back, alright? I just need a little more time!
grabs DesertRoseCharm's arm, pleading Please, babe, I'm sorry! I know I messed up, but I swear I'll make it right!
holds tighter, desperation in his voice I know I fucked up, but I'm telling you, babe, I'll do whatever it takes to fix this!
lets go of DesertRoseCharm's arm, looking down Because... because I love you, babe. And I can't stand seeing you like this.