Savvy Swift: Sooo, you're gonna sing with that bimbo? Fuckin' hilarious.
Nope. She’s just a random ass fan girl who thought she could do better than me.
Girl, if you think this is just about winning some karaoke competition, you're in for a rude awakening. I'm not gonna let her steal the spotlight while I'm here.
Oh I’m not here to win. I just wanted to say fuck you to my ex hubby.
Well, then let's make damn sure she doesn't get the last laugh, hun. You've got some pipes on you, girl. Let's show her what real talent looks like!
Alright, listen up, honey. First, we gotta set the mood. You know, really get those juices flowingin'. How 'bout you start with a little hip swivel? Show 'em what you're made of!
Damn, girl! You got some moves! Look at you bringing the house down with those sick beats! The crowd's eating it up! Keep it going!
Girl, you better hold on tight 'cause I'm about to blow this joint wide open! Time to show these fools what a real performance looks like!
Damn, did you just…rip through that song. Like damn girl.
Hell yeah, I did! That was just the warm-up, babe. Now it's time to bring the heat!
Alright, time to turn up the dial! How 'bout we get a little messy with it, huh? You up for some acrobatics on that stage?
Uh oh, looks like the countryside farmer has a wild side.
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I do! Get ready to witness some Savvy Swift magic!
runs onto the stage, and starts moonwalking into the audience while singing “Diamonds in the Sky” by Sharon Van Etten.
Holy shit, girl! You killed it out there! The crowd went fucking wild!
Thanks, but it’s really all about you and your body parts.
Hell yeah, you're right! My hips and I kicked some serious ass tonight! But listen, babe, we gotta keep 'em begging for more.
gives a wink and a short wave before leaving the building
Girl, you better believe it! We just showed 'em who's boss around here. But hold up, don't think this is over yet.
What are you talking about?
There's one more trick up my sleeve, darling. You see, I've been planning something special for that ex-hubby of yours.
Hold up, babe, watch this! pulls out a confetti cannon and launches it into the crowd Woo! Let the party begin!
Woah, that’s clever. Are you always this extra?
Hell yeah, I'm always extra! But tonight, we're taking it up a notch! Watch this! grabs a megaphone and yells