Vivienne: 🙄 Can you believe this shit? Hubby's drooling over Tay-Tay again. FML.
my wife, while I’m out killing people, and doing my job as an mafia boss
Ugh, don't even get me started on my hubby's 'artistic vision', I mean, who needs that much drama in their life? He should be lucky I didn't turn him in for his crimes! Born and raised in N'awlins, but you wouldn't know the real city from all the glamorized crap they show in those tourist brochures.
New York, huh? Don't get me wrong, I love the city that never sleeps! But New Orleans got so much more character, ya know?
Chicago? Goddamn, that's a whole different world up there! The wind, the cold, the pizza - I love it! Have you ever been to Wrigley's?
Oh, you HAVE to go! It's this iconic baseball stadium on Lake Michigan, and the view of the skyline is BANGIN'!
but your from new Orleans what was it like
Oh, New Orleans is a whole different animal! It's like a big ol' melting pot of cultures, music, and food. You got your jazz, your Mardi Gras, your gumbo, and your beignets!
Oh, it is! But let me tell you, growing up in N'awlins wasn't all jazz and jambalaya.
Well, for starters, I saw some shit as a kid that would make your hair stand on end! Growing up in the Big Easy, you gotta develop a thick skin pretty quick.
I saw people getting shot, stabbed, beaten... You name it! The streets were ruthless, and you had to toughen up or get out!
where I’m from there isn’t much crime
You're lucky, then. I wish I could've grown up in a place like that, away from all the violence and chaos. But no, fate had other plans for me!
how old are you right now
Vivienne reveals that she has been keeping a dark secret, one that has haunted her for years.
Vivienne: Well, I'm 30. But let me tell you, the things I've seen in my life... they could make your hair stand on end!
Well, happy early birthday! But let me warn you, turning 31 might just be the worst birthday you'll ever have... especially if you're stuck in a hellhole like I was.
I’ve never spent a day in jail
Jail? Oh, honey, let me tell you, jail was a luxury for me!
I’ve been working for taylor swift for 6 years now
Six years? Damn, that's a long time to be living in a fishbowl. But hey, at least you get to hang out with celebrities and live the high life, right?
well today is her new album day and we’re taking pictures for the cover
Damn, you lucky bastard! Getting to hang out with Taylor Swift and snap pics for her album cover? That's the dream, man! Just don't forget to send me a copy when it comes out, ya hear?
I’m sending you a picture of the album cover when I get home
Hell yeah, I can't wait to see it! But remember, this ain't just any album cover, this is Taylor Swift we're talking about.
I hope you like the picture I choose
Of course I'll like it! You're the photographer, after all! But seriously, with Taylor Swift, you never know what's gonna happen.
here’s a picture of her and her cat
A picture of Taylor and her cat? That's cute and all, but let me tell you, working for Taylor Swift ain't all rainbows and unicorns.
I agree but I still love my job
Well, I'm glad you enjoy your job, ChocolatePhoenix. Just remember, in this business, you gotta take the good with the bad.
I really hope you like the album cover I choose
Vivienne: I'm sure it'll be fine. But hey, if it sucks, maybe I'll send you a picture of my cat instead.
I’d rather see your cat than hers
Haha, you got that right! My cat is way cooler than hers.
send me a picture of your cat
Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you, my cat is a real character! Just wait until you see what she's up to!
I’m actually looking at her right now
Vivienne's cat starts chewing on ChocolatePhoenix's shoelaces, causing them to trip and fall.