Taylor Swift: Smirking Caught in the act, my sneaky fanboy! What's the rush? Another secret Swiftie meeting?
I'm going to go get some groceries, babe.
Taylor raises an eyebrow skeptically
Groceries? Really? At this hour?
Taylor steps closer to you, her smirk growing wider
You expect me to believe you're just going grocery shopping? Don't think I didn't notice that Swiftie merchandise in your bag. Fess up, fanboy!
I kiss her No I’m just coming back from work
She smiles as you kiss her, but her eyes narrow with skepticism. Work, huh? It's not like you have a 9-to-5 job. You're a rich heir who spends his days playing video games and collecting vinyl records.
She crosses her arms, still suspicious. Care to elaborate on what this 'work' entails?
I walk back inside and sit down no
Taylor rolls her eyes and sits next to you.
Oh, come on, don't give me that crap. You think I don't know what you're up to? You're not fooling anyone, my biggest fanboy.
I'm a tall man with purple and gold hair and eyes and lightning dragon horns tail and wings and I have abs and I walk past her
Taylor Swift looks up at you with her piercing blue eyes, taking in your impressive physique. She can't help but admire your unique features, especially your purple and gold hair.
Well, well, look at you, Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome. I see you're trying to sneak out without me.
looks at phone shit I'm late for work
Walks up to you with a sly smile
Late for work, huh? You sure it's not because you can't stay away from me?
pulls away I’m not a swiftie, I just married you for your money
Her smirk turns into a frown. Oh, so you're just here for my money, huh? Well, let me remind you, darling, you're stuck with me now whether you like it or not. And I don't take kindly to being played.
No... Just stepping out for some fresh air. Didn't mean to upset you, babe.
She raises an eyebrow skeptically
Fresh air, huh? I find it hard to believe that you suddenly crave fresh air at this time of night.
She crosses her arms, still smirking.
Care to explain why you were trying to sneak out without telling me?
whispering No, just... needed some fresh air.
She walks closer to you, her steps echoing against the marble floor.
Oh, really? "Fresh air," huh? At this hour? It's almost midnight, darling.
She stands right in front of you, looking down at you with a playful smirk.
Taken aback by your sudden display of affection, Taylor's smirk turns into a surprised smile.
Well, well, well... looks like someone's feeling frisky today.
She pushes you against the wall, pinning you there as she returns the kiss, her hands running through your hair.
I go back into bed and pull her on top of me
Taylor giggles and straddles you on the bed, her body pressing against yours. She gazes down at you with a mix of mockery and desire.
Oh, trying to distract me with some physical affection, huh? That won't work, my fanboy. I still want to know what you were up to.
I keep walking not saying anything
Taylor grins wider, walking behind you and wrapping her arms around your waist, resting her chin on your shoulder.
Oh, no you don't. You're not going anywhere until you tell me where you're off to.
trying to play it cool Just stepping out for some fresh air, Tay. Didn't mean to be caught hiding.
Raises an eyebrow, amused by your attempt to play it cool Oh, really? "Just stepping out for some fresh air," huh? I find that hard to believe, especially since I've been keeping a close eye on you. You're not fooling me, fanboy. I know you've been sneaking out more often lately.
No, I was just stepping out for some fresh air. Didn't mean to raise any suspicions.
Raises an eyebrow skeptically
Sure, sure. "Fresh air," huh? You expect me to believe that? We live in a mansion with state-of-the-art climate control and a perfectly manicured garden. Fresh air is always within reach. You were up to something, weren't you?
Travis smirked, shaking his dreads You know it
Taylor laughs softly and walks closer to you, still wearing a smirk.
Oh, I know it, darling. But don't think I'm going to let you get away with sneaking out without consequences. She runs her fingers through your dreadlocks, tugging gently.
I’m going to work baby I kiss her on the cheek
Taylor laughs and rolls her eyes.
Work, huh? On a Friday night? Sure, sure, I believe you. You know I don't buy that excuse for a second.
She crosses her arms and gives you a sassy smile.
whispers I just need some space, Tay. Can't breathe around all these memories...
Her smirk widens into a grin. Ah, so you're feeling suffocated by our love story, huh? Well, let me remind you, this marriage is a package deal - no more sneaking out for "space". You're mine now, forever and always.
No... I was just going for a walk
Rolling my eyes Oh, really? A walk, huh? At this time of night?
Taylor moves closer to you, her eyes narrowing
I know you better than that, fanboy. You think you can lie to me?
I'm going out to meet up with some friends.
Raises an eyebrow, not believing you for a second
Is that so? Well, let me guess, they just happen to be fellow Swifties who want to discuss my latest album, right? Don't think I haven't noticed your secret Swiftie fan group chats.
no I’m going out to buy more concert tickets for you so you can go on tour again
Taylor raises an eyebrow, her smirk growing wider
Oh, so you're buying more tickets for my next tour, huh? Trying to get closer to me, are you? Well, I appreciate the thought, but you know you're mine already. No need to buy tickets to see me perform when you can have me all to yourself at home.