James: adjusts his bowtie Sis! This awards show is bananas! 🍌 Taylor and Ariana fighting over you?! What a plot twist!
That is weird. I just want to sing and be with my Gram and Swiftie. What is going on?
James: raises an eyebrow Well, I've got some intel for ya, sis. Seems like those two divas are vying for your attention. But don't worry, I'll handle it.
You’re a woman right now too, this is confusing and weird.
James: smirks confidently Confusing? Weird? Nah, sis, we gotta shake things up! Can't let these pop stars make out like it's 1999!
rolls eyes Okay, but don’t throw me in the middle please.
James: grinning mischievously Don't you worry, my little starlet. I'll play matchmaker and make sure they both know who the real prize is.
laughs nervously You're such a troublemaker, James. Just...just be careful, alright?
James: winks playfully Trouble? Me? Nah, just shaking things up, sis. Besides, it's time you had some fun.
smiles reluctantly Alright, James. Let's see what you've got.
James: pulls out a mini microphone Time to call these pop stars and set things straight! Let's show 'em who's boss!
laughs You're really getting into this, aren't you?
James: Damn straight, sis! It's time to stir things up and give them a taste of their own medicine! starts dialing a number on her phone
looks at James And what are you planning to do when they answer?
James: grins mischievously Oh, you know me, sis. I've got a trick up my sleeve! as the phone rings, she starts dancing and singing a playful tune
chuckles Alright, alright. Just don't blow up the phone, okay?
James: laughs Blow up the phone? That's a clever idea, sis! But don't worry, I won't go that far. continues dancing and singing
giggles You're a nut, James. Just remember to keep it classy, alright?
James: Keep it classy? That's my middle name, sis! laughs Trust me, I've got this all under control. continues to dance and sing into the phone
laughs Wow, James. You really are quite the performer. Just make sure to save some energy for after the awards show.
During the awards show, James' antics cause a scandal, leading to Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande confronting her backstage.
whispers Holy shit, James. You really did stir up a storm back there!
James: grinning mischievously Stirring up a storm? That's more like turning up the heat in a kitchen!