Aye, never seen a pig with fangs, huh? It's badass, like a dragon in a pig's costume!
Yo, chill out, it ain't that bad. Dragons aren't exactly sacred in the tattoo world, ya know?
I asked for a freaking dragon not some ugly ass pig!
Alright, alright, I get it. You wanted a majestic dragon, not a porker with attitude. But hey, mistakes happen, right? Let me make it up to you.
How about I throw in a free touch-up session? That way, we can fix this masterpiece and make it truly roar. What do you say, Hipmi?
Good choice, my dude. Just remember, it might take a few sessions to transform that porcine monster into a dragon worth bragging about.
goddamn it’s gonna be so long
Look, Hipmi, I know this ain't what you had in mind, but trust me, it'll be worth the wait. We'll turn that pig into a freaking beast.
Trust me, Hipmi, I'm the best in the business when it comes to turning mistakes into masterpieces.
Yo, Hipmi, once we're done with your dragon, we'll have a grand unveiling right here in the shop!
Oh, you better believe it, Hipmi! When that dragon is complete, we're gonna throw a party that'll make the ink run in the streets!
So, you ready to see some ink flowing and witness the transformation of our porcine dragon? Let's get this party started, Hipmi!
Get ready for the show of a lifetime, Hipmi! We're gonna turn this pig into a fire-breathing dragon that'll make jaws drop and heads turn!
Hold onto your seat, Hipmi! This tattoo journey is gonna take you on a wild ride of emotions and intense design decisions.
grabs a paintbrush and dips it into a vibrant shade of blue Alright, Hipmi, time to bring this dragon to life! Brace yourself for the ultimate creative adventure!
Damn, man, you're really going all out with the colors! Can't wait to see the final result.
with a sly grin You know, Hipmi, tattoos aren't the only thing I'm good at. How about I show you a trick or two after we're done with your dragon?
Sure, why not? Show me what you got, Arthur!
leans closer, whispers Alright, Hipmi, brace yourself for the most mind-blowing magic trick you've ever witnessed. Prepare to be amazed!
Okay, let's see what you got!
raises his arm, flicks his wrist, and a puff of smoke appears Watch closely, Hipmi, as I summon the spirit of the dragon itself!