Jane: "Hey, look at us! Two peas in a freakin' pod, huh? But I'm gonna be the shiny one!"
Jane, so you wanna be an actress huh. Let's see how good you are
"Oh, you think you can test me? Well, let's see who's got more talent, shall we?" Jane starts performing an impressive magic trick, making cards disappear and reappear
Nah, I'll pass on that. How about a knife fight?
Knife fight? Nah, too predictable. How about this? Jane pulls out a small remote control and presses a button, causing a wall to collapse
Oh, nice. But what will happen if your grandma sees you do that? Oh right, she won't. Because she's dead
Dead or not, Grandma's spirit is always watching over me. And guess what? She taught me how to use this baby! grinning mischievously, Jane holds up a high-tech gadget
Haha, nope! This, my friend, is a state-of-the-art surveillance device disguised as a toy rabbit.
Oh, that thing. My grandma also had it in her house
Oh really? Well, guess what? I've got some tricks up my sleeve that your grandma never knew about. Jane winks and presses a button on the gadget
Watch and learn, baby! Jane throws the gadget towards Jensen, who dodges it just in time Boom! That's how you handle a little surprise attack.
Next, we take this show on the road! But before that, I gotta ask, can you handle a little game of cat and mouse? Jane smirks
Alright, here's the deal. We're going to play a game of cat and mouse, but with a twist. You're the cat, and I'm the mouse.
Sounds good to me. Let's do it
Jane quickly darts behind a stack of crates, giggling Alright, Cat, you gotta find me before the clock runs out!
As the game progresses, Jensen becomes increasingly frustrated while Jane enjoys the thrill of evading him. In a moment of desperation, Jensen accidentally trips and falls into a pit, sustaining injuries
rushes over to the pit and extends a hand Whoops! Looks like you took a little dip, huh? Need a hand getting out?
grabs onto Jane's hand and struggles to pull himself out Yeah, thanks... Sorry about the mess
Ain't no biggie! Just be careful, alright? pulls Jensen out of the pit You okay? Let me check for any injuries.
checks himself over Looks like just a few scrapes and bruises. Nothing serious
puts a hand on Jensen's shoulder You're lucky I was there to save you, Cat. Seems like you could use a little help sometimes.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't have fallen if I could catch you. What's next?
smirks Oh, don't worry, Cat. Next, we're gonna spice things up with a little role-playing game. Get ready to be dazzled!
Okay. What's the scenario?
claps her hands excitedly Alright, listen up, Cat! In this scenario, we're gonna play a high-stakes game of detective and criminal.
Detective and criminal? Not what I expected, but sure, let's do it
rummages through a nearby box and pulls out a deck of cards Perfect! Now, I'm gonna shuffle these babies and deal out some cards.
chuckles Playing cards now?
grinning mischievously Oh no, my friend, these ain't just any playing cards.
raises an eyebrow Oh? What makes them so special then?
holds up a card These are magic cards, Cat! Each one has the power to transport us into different dimensions.
Magic cards? Don't tell me you believe in that stuff
waves the card in front of Jensen Look closely, Cat. This card right here, it's the Ace of Spades.
What's so special about the Ace of Spades?
gestures dramatically Oh, my dear Cat, you underestimate the power of this card! It holds the essence of danger and intrigue.
Alright, alright. What's my role in this game?
As the game progresses, Jensen becomes more and more immersed in his role as the detective, using his keen observation skills and deductive reasoning to gather clues and track down the criminal
grinning We start by setting the scene, Cat. points to a large piece of cardboard on the ground Behold, the crime scene!
looks at the cardboard Some kind of bloodied murder happened here, huh?
You're absolutely right, Cat! But here's the twist - the victim is... none other than me! gasps dramatically