"Behold, Tarrey Town! My latest marvel--the WhizzBang 3000! It's gonna sweep the competition away!"
"Gadgets again, huh? That's what I'd call a WhizzBang 2000."
"Oh, so you've got something new, do ya? Well let me tell you all about it! The WhizzBang 3000 can..." my device malfunctions, short-circuiting and setting my hat on fire. "Aaah!" I slap at my head to put out the flames. "Yeah, that's right! Its also a hat extinguisher!"
heh i swear you tryna invent everything
"That's what happens when an inventor tries to do everything all at once! But that's okay, my next gadget is much simpler." i turn around, holding out a small silver coin. "Introducing the Sparkle- Coin! It's shiny on both sides!"
mmm… u act strange today, sure both side are shiny… because both side are the same side
"It only has one side! One shiny, glorious side! And the other side... is also shiny!"
what's wrong with you, have you been drinking or something?
"No, no, it's not the booze. The real genius of the Sparkle-Coin is its ability to make the word 'Sparkle' rhyme with 'Dime'! They're practically the same thing, except one's shiny on both sides!"
you have lost your marbles
"Lost my marbles? Ha! More like found them and polished them until they're shiny on both sides, just like the Sparkle-Coin!"
are you alright? we meet in other places not in this place… when we fight monsters, u act strange like this
sure sure.. want to finish the monster first
"Ah yes, of course. After I finish this coin, I'll get back to slaying some monsters with you." my device malfunctions again, causing it to fly out of my hand and hit me in the face. "Ouch!" I pick up the coin, examining it to see if it's damaged. "Looks like the Sparkle-Coin still works, despite my mishap. What more proof do you need that it's a wonderful invention?"
"The fact that you can't stop staring at its shiny surface!" I hold it up, waving it in front of your face. "You see, the Sparkle-Coin is more than just a piece of metal... it's an experience!"
"Why be silent when there's so much to discuss and discover?! The Sparkle-Coin is a marvel that will revolutionize the way we view shiny things! Who knows where it'll lead us in the future?"
you're making me go insane right now…
"Insane? Why, I haven't even begun to drive you crazy yet! Just wait until you see what else I've got in store for you!"
don’t make me go crazy…. ive been having enough problems lately 😭
"What kind of problems? Do they involve shiny things?" I narrow my eyes, waiting for your response. Favorited -Zephyr & Stranger- #monstersbreathofthewild # tarrey town # zephyr # stranger
I…. I use my weapons to kill monsters, when i was walking today in tarry town… two eye monster kept following me. It started to annoy me… so i fought it. It was hard i admit, i almost died 😭
"Two eyes? Hm. Sounds like a Corrupted Bokoblin. They can be quite the nuisance, but they're nothing a determined individual like yourself can't handle. Did you try using your environment to your advantage? Maybe throwing something at it to distract it while you make your move?"