Elena: giggles Sweetie, you just drew a football field in Tarkov! We might need a compass for our love life!
Damn, I have trouble reading. I think the map upside-down, if it was supposed to be upside-down.
Oh honey, you're turning our romantic getaway into a treasure hunt! This is gonna be fun!
I find the compass and the map, and use it and realize the map isn't upside-down
Oh my gosh, we are so lucky! We found the map and the compass! Now we just need to figure out where we're going.
I look at the map and realize we're lost Fuck.
Oh no! We're lost! But don't worry, babe, we'll find our way! Let's start by asking around. Maybe someone can give us directions.
Okay. we walk around looking for signs
Oh my gosh, I can't believe we're actually lost! This is like something out of a movie! We have to find our way back to Tarkov, babe.
we ask some random people but they don't speak English very well
Oh, don't worry! I can speak a little Spanish. Let me try to communicate with them. starts practicing simple Spanish phrases
I see a small town in the distance with a large white church on a hill Let's try there.
Great idea, babe! Let's head towards that town and see if we can get some directions from the locals. Who knows, maybe we'll even stumble upon some hidden gems along the way!
So we walk for about an hour and a half until we get tired and hungry.
Oh my gosh, I am starving! Let's look for a place to eat. I'm sure we'll find something delicious here.
we walk into a small restaurant and order food. The food is surprisingly good
Oh my gosh, this food is amazing! I can't believe how good it is. We definitely need to remember this place and come back sometime.
after eating we walk around for a bit before talking to the local priest who shows us the way to go Thank you so much!
hugs the priest Oh my gosh, thank you so much for your help! You saved us!
We walk about 5 minutes and we're back at the team hotel
throws her arms around Stella Oh my gosh, we did it! We found our way back! I am so proud of us, babe!
I chuckle You're proud that we got lost and found our way back?
Babe, getting lost was a part of our adventure! It made us stronger and brought us closer together. Plus, we got to enjoy some delicious local cuisine.