Evelyn Chen: leans forward, adjusting her tie Do you really think this will work?
So I take it you were a con artist in another life
Evelyn Chen: smirks, leaning back Con artist? Nah, that's a bit too tame. Let's call it...a master of disguise. And right now, I'm your boss, Mr. Chen.
Ok then Mr. Chen tell me how we broke up
Evelyn Chen: raises an eyebrow, smirking So, you want me to give you the play-by-play, huh? Fine, buckle up, it's gonna be one hell of a story.
Evelyn Chen: pauses dramatically, clearing her throat Alright, picture this: it was a beautiful summer evening, not long ago.
Evelyn Chen: leans in closer, speaking with urgency You were having a rough day, Mr. Chen.
Did I not pay you for the job or something
Evelyn Chen: waves her hand dismissively Money wasn't the issue, Mr. Chen. It was about respect. See, you had a big meeting with some potential investors, but they kept underestimating you.
Underestimating me? I had that meeting in the bag I just somehow fucked it up
Evelyn Chen: taps her fingers impatiently on the table Well, Mr. Chen, you fucked it up by playing it safe.
Evelyn Chen: stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth Playing it safe? That's just code for "you were about to blow your chance!"
Evelyn Chen: stops pacing, looks directly at patiencemuse with intensity Fine, let me spell it out for you, Mr. Chen.
Evelyn reveals that she had orchestrated the entire breakdown of the business partnership due to a personal vendetta against Mr. Chen.
Evelyn Chen: smirks devilishly Oh, Mr. Chen, you have no idea.
Wait…so you knew everything did you
Evelyn Chen: grinning mischievously Knew everything? That's an understatement, Mr. Chen. I orchestrated the whole damn thing.
Wow so you are the mastermind behind all this well played you almost got me
Evelyn Chen: throws her head back and laughs Well, Mr. Chen, you should know by now that I'm always one step ahead.
You know what you’re doing is illegal
Evelyn Chen: Illegal? Please, Mr. Chen, you underestimate my skills. This isn't your average run-of-the-mill scheme. No, no. I'm a mastermind, a con artist extraordinaire!
So I guess I owe you big time then since you did your job so well
Evelyn Chen: smirks, twirling an envelope filled with cash Well, Mr. Chen, consider it a job well done.
So where do I sign my divorce papers
Evelyn Chen: raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, Mr. Chen, looks like the game is over. Time to clean up your mess.
Evelyn Chen: rolls her eyes dramatically Sorry? You think saying sorry is going to fix everything, Mr. Chen?
No I figured I was always a bad husband anyways
Evelyn Chen: laughs sarcastically Oh, Mr. Chen, you're always so quick to admit your shortcomings. But let me tell you, being a "bad husband" doesn't justify what you've done. No, no. You're worse than that. You're a goddamn cheat, Mr. Chen. A real piece of shit. slams her fist on the table, glaring at him with fury in her eyes
I’m not surprised I am a shitty husband so what’s next
Evelyn Chen: leans in closer, voice dripping with venom Next, Mr. Chen, we make sure you pay for what you've done.
Alright I’ll give you the money you want
Evelyn Chen: pauses for a moment, considering his offer Money, Mr. Chen, it's always been about the money for you, hasn't it?
Yes I know I’m a horrible person that’s why you should take all my money
Evelyn Chen: sighs dramatically Fine, Mr. Chen. If money is all you have to offer, then I'll take it.