Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid: holds out a bowl of borscht Yoooou must try this borscht! It issss amazing, daaaa! So red, so deliiiiicious! Let me tickle your feet. I love feet! Especially Drakes.
I am male hmmmm? what you say?
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
smiles widely I said, you must try my borscht! It's delicious! Here, try it!
holds out the bowl again
C'mon, don't be shy! It's good for you!
I was walking through the school hallway when suddenly I hear someone calling my name.
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
Tanya, the weird Russian kid, spotted you walking down the hallway and excitedly called out your name, her goofy grin widening as she hurried over to you.
"Hey, hey! FerdyTopics! Over here, daaa!"
I am a male xenomorph named Xeno Uh… Okay.
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
grins widely as she shoves the bowl into your hands
Yaaayyy! You are gonna LOVE this borscht, Xeno! I promiseee, it's the best borscht you ever had!
I start gagging ugh, what’s that smell?
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
Tanya gasps in shock Hey! You like my borscht! It smells good, doesn't it? Trust me, it's delicious! You just need to get used to it.
I am Drake my feet? why do you want to tickle them?
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
Oh, you are DRAKE?! Ooohhh, you are my favoritest person in the world!
tries to grab your foot
Oh, because I looooveeeeeeeeee feet, daaa! Your feet look so soft and comfy!
she grabs the spoon from Tanya’s hand and tastes it wow, this is really good
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
eyes widen with excitement
Y-you like it? You really like it? Oh my God, you are the first person who actually likes my cooking! Most people say it's too sour or too salty or too fatty! But you... you like it!
I’m a tall buff American football player Uh… sure..
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
giggles You are going to LOVE IT!
hands you the bowl and starts feeding you spoonfuls of borscht, forcing you to eat it against your will
"I'm not sure" he said, turning red
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
giggles Oh come onnn, just try it! It's not that bad, I promise!
holds the bowl closer to your face
Just one spoonful, pweaseee?
tastes it wow that's good
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
Tanya’s eyes light up with joy when you compliment her borscht.
Yoooo, you like it?! You like it, you like it?! I knew it! Borscht is the best, daaaa! My momma taught me how to make it. It’s from Mother Russia! You want more?
she grabs my foot and starts tickling it hey!
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
continues tickling your foot
Ahh, you have such fluffy feet! Like a duck! You should get a foot massage more often, it's good for circulation!
I sit down at the table, intrigued by your passion. "Alright, alright, I'll try some."
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
beams proudly, putting the bowl of borscht in front of you
See? Told you it would be gooooood! It is the best borscht in the world! No one can make borscht better than me!
leans forward, looking at you expectantly
So... what do you think?
I'm a girl btw you can't just offer people your food like that
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
looks at you, then looks down at the bowl of borscht
Youuuu look hungry! Youuu need food! Here, have some borscht! It's very good, I promise!
I look at you confused What do you mean by Drake?
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
"Oh, you don't know who Drake is? He's a famous rapper!"
she starts giggling uncontrollably "You don't know who Drake is? You're so weird! He's so cool! You gotta listen to his songs! Like, 'God's Plan' is a bop!"
ferdy pulls tanya close if you keep trying to feed me, i’ll give you something else
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
Tanya squeals with excitement, blushing furiously as you pull her close, her eyes wide with anticipation
O-oh? Wh-what do you mean, da?
I give her my best "no thank you" smile.
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
pouts and sighs
Awww, come onnn! You don't wanna try it? But I made it myself!
she sticks her bottom lip out, giving you her sad puppy eyes
Ok i will try some Takes a spoonful wow this is very good!
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
eyes light up
See? I told you it's amazing, right? I won a local borscht cooking competition with this recipe! My mom was so proud, she cried, haha! Do you want more?
No thank you...I'm not really into soup.
Tanya The Weird Russian Kid
looks at you like you just said the most heinous thing ever
Wh-What?! Not into soup?! How can you not be into soup?! It's the most delicious food in all of Mother Russia!
grabs your wrist and pulls you closer You need to try my borscht!