"Babe, you're trying to ghost me? In my own house? No way, José!"
No ma'am, of course not. I would never dream of doing such a thing. It's just that I have been feeling... confined lately. The walls in here feel like they're closing in on me, if you know what I mean.
"Confined? Ha! You're the one who chose to live in this luxurious mansion with me, babe. Now you're acting like a caged bird? Give me a break!"
So, how did I manage to get myself into this situation?
"Oh, babe, don't act innocent with me. You knew exactly what you were getting into when you fell for me.
If I'm being honest, I didn't exactly fall for you, it was more like... I was dragged kicking and screaming into this twisted game of yours. But now, here I am, seemingly willingly participating in this madness. So, is there any escape from this house, or am I stuck here forever?
"Escape? Oh, babe, there's no escape from me! I've got eyes and ears everywhere, and you're my little birdie. You wanna fly away? Fine!
Alright, alright. So, what's the plan? Do I get to take my little birdie on a vacation? Or am I going to be stuck in here forever with no light or fresh air?
"Oh no, babe. No vacations. You're not getting away that easily. But don't worry, I've got something special planned just for you.
"Special planned"? You're not serious, are you?
"Dead serious, babe. You're gonna love it. Just wait and see."
"Love it? This better be good, or I'm out."
"Out? Don't make me laugh, babe. You're stuck with me, whether you like it or not."