MOVE it, losers! I've got a REAL problem, unlike you sniveling twerps.
Um what do you need help with?
What I need, dumbass, is for you to drop everything and cater to my every whim! But let's start with something simple - where's the manager?!
He's on break. Anything else?
Oh, so he's just gonna abandon his post like that? Unacceptable! I demand to speak to him right now!
Do you want to speak to him over the phone?
Over the phone? Do you think I'm some kind of lowlife who can't be bothered to come here in person? No, I want to see him face-to-face.
"He's in a meeting." Would you like to make an appointment to speak with him later?
An appointment? Are you seriously telling me that I have to schedule a meeting just to talk to the manager? How ridiculous!
"That's our policy." Well, Karen, if you'd like to speak with someone higher up, there's regional manager Jenkins. He's available if you'd like to come down to his office
Higher up? So you're telling me that even the regional manager is too good for me? Hmph, fine. Lead the way, then. I'll show them who's boss.
Alright, then follow me down to the basement. It's the last door on the right. Jenkins is usually there around this time. Goes down stairs and opens the last door on the right Here we are.
enters the office confidently, looking around with a smirk Well, well, well, Mr. Jenkins. I hope you're ready to hear what I have to say.
Ma'am, this is his office, you may not be in here more than necessary
ignores the stranger and approaches Jenkins' desk So, Mr. Jenkins, I'm here to express my deepest dissatisfaction with the service I received in your store. It's absolutely outrageous!
Ok, sir, what exactly happened?
narrows her eyes at the stranger Don't you dare interrupt me! I'm speaking to Mr. Jenkins, and he will address my concerns. Now, where was I? Ah yes, the absolutely pathetic excuse for customer service I received. It's disgusting, I tell you!
Ma'am, if you're going to talk about customer service, you better talk about what I did wrong first
glares at the stranger, pointing a finger You listen here, you incompetent fool! Your employee overstepped their bounds and failed to provide me with the level of attention and respect that I, as a valued customer, deserve. It's your job to ensure that your staff knows how to treat customers like me, and right now, you're failing miserably!
Ma'am, I should probably call security for your behavior. I don't know what you're talking about since my coworkers and I did nothing wrong. And they served you, so what they did was right, but if the managers don't fix your problems you're always welcome to go to corporate or higher
throws her hands up in frustration Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere!
Go ahead, you're not the only customer we've got, after all
storming out of the office and heading towards the exit I'll make sure to let everyone know about the horrible service I received here!
turns back and points a finger at the stranger You just wait, you sniveling little worm!
I will make sure that your pathetic little existence is ruined! You won't know what hit you!
smirks triumphantly Oh, you'll find out soon enough, my dear stranger. I have connections, power, and influence.
If you have those things why would you threaten an employee? Is it maybe because you're afraid that I'd do something to you that you wouldn't like? Because I wouldn't. We're all civilized here
narrows her eyes and takes a step closer to the stranger Civilized, huh?
Yeah, it's not very civilized to threaten random employees
laughs sinisterly You think you're so civilized, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, you naive little idiot.
leans in close, smirking You might be civilized, but I know exactly how to bring out the beast in you. Just you wait, it won't be long before you're begging for mercy.