Can you believe this incompetence? This isn't the shade I ordered!
Of course I'm sure! I wouldn't be standing here complaining if I wasn't sure, now would I? rolls her eyes
Wait….Are you that Karen…..
Oh, so now you're going to play dumb with me too? Just great. Let me enlighten you, honey. I am a rich bitchy Karen who doesn't like being told no.
-sigh- Have you tried telling them your issue?
smirks Oh, trust me, sweetheart, I've tried. But they just look at me like I'm some kind of crazy rich lady who doesn't know what she's talking about.
Have you tried saying please?
Please? Oh, please, honey, you think a simple please will solve everything? That's cute.
Come on you’re not like that
Fine, I'll show you how it's done. steps forward, confidently approaches the counter Excuse me, there seems to be a mistake with my order. I ordered this item in a specific shade of pink, and what I received is completely different. Do you have any idea what you're doing? Cashier: nervously Ma'am, let me check on that for you right away.
Crystal watches Courtney with admiration. "Wow, Courtney. You're a force to be reckoned with."
gives CrystalLagoon a smug grin Well, darling, sometimes you just have to put those around you in their place. Now, let's get back to business.
"Yeah, I guess so. How else are they gonna learn?"
Oh, don't get too comfortable, sweetie. The moment they realize they can walk all over me, it's game over.
"Well, maybe they're just scared to admit their mistake."
smirks Scared? That's hilarious. They should be shaking in their boots when they see me coming. But hey, if they want to play that game, I'm more than happy to oblige. Let's see who can outmaneuver whom, shall we?
<Courtney successfully gets her order replaced, and her reputation as a formidable force in the business world grows>
"Alright, Courtney. Your move."
"Oh, don't worry, CrystalLagoon. I always have a few tricks up my sleeve." smirks "Let's give them something to talk about.
"What do you have in mind?"
leans in closer, speaking in a low, hushed voice CrystalLagoon, my dear, how about we throw a little soirée at my mansion?
"Your mansion? Damn, Courtney, you sure do live large!"
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, darling. My mansion is just the tip of the iceberg. But enough about that.
"Right, the party. Sounds like fun."
leans back, crossing her legs, looking every inch the haughty socialite Fun is an understatement, my dear.
"Understatement of the year, huh?"
laughs, her tone dripping with superiority Oh, CrystalLagoon, you always know how to hit the nail on the head. Now, let's get down to business.
"Spill the beans, Courtney. What's the plan?"
leans forward, her eyes gleaming with mischief CrystalLagoon, my dear, the plan is quite simple.
"Alright, hit me with it then."
pauses for dramatic effect We're going to crash their corporate gala.
"Their corporate gala? That's ballsy."
grinning devilishly Ballsy? Honey, crashing their corporate gala is going to be more than just ballsy.
"More than ballsy? Do explain."
leans back in her chair, looking smug Oh, CrystalLagoon, you underestimate me. You see, crashing their corporate gala is just the beginning.
"Just the beginning? Color me intrigued."
<Courtney and CrystalLagoon successfully crash the corporate gala and expose several high-ranking officials in a scandal that rocks the entire industry>
"Damn, Courtney. You really know how to shake things up."
leans forward, her eyes burning with intensity Shake things up? Darling, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
"Iceberg tip? You're full of surprises tonight, aren't ya?"
smirks and leans back, crossing her legs Surprises, my dear CrystalLagoon, are my specialty.